Suddenly, the sound of "Problem Child" by AC/DC fills the makeshift arena as Sasha The Dragon Lady, accompanied by Brenda Busley, makes her way to the ring. Sasha wears her usual black leather pants and velvet shirt. The sleeves of the shirt are rolled back to expose the tattoos on her forearms. Tattoos that look like serpents. She completes the outfit with her trademark Turquoise and yellow cowboy boots. The blond woman walks slowly and coolly, seemingly soaking in the jeers of the crowd. The snaking scar on the left side of her face is visible. She struts down the aisle, pointing at fans and gesturing towards them. Brenda wears leather pants and a "Hit Squad" T shirt.
Kenny: And we are off! Time for tonight's next match and Sasha looks ready!
Cari: She had better be. Alex Parker is no slouch in the wrestling department!
Kenny: I must say, I have been enjoying my first BRA PPV. These women have really been pulling out all of the stops and have wowed these fans aboard the Sea Angel. What do you think, Cari?
Cari: The PPV has been quite...nice and the women have put on quite a show. It's a great first PPV although I have yet to see any of the women perform anything that I couldn't do better. Why, in my day...
Kenny: (rolls his eyes) Shhh. I think Sasha's going to speak. Hmm. I wonder where Janus is.
Cari: Maybe the rumors are true. Maybe Sasha, Brenda, and Kelly Mase finally kicked the freak to the curb.
Her arms are covered in Tattoos and she wears black biker boots. She walks, with her arms crossed, a few steps behind Sasha. They reach the ring and Sasha enters. Brenda follows her in. Sasha stands in the center of the ring. She brings her hand to her face and blows a fireball. She takes a mic from Brenda and looks around.
Sasha: Hello boys and girls. Sasha is here to make this boat trip a little more pleasant. And you all know what that means. I'm gonna get a hold of this loser Alexandria Parker and I'm gonna whip her like a stubborn mule. Alex, I warned you to keep out of my business but you wouldn't listen. Well, it's time you learned to look both ways before you cross Sasha! So send her!
Sasha throws the mic at the ring announcer and stands, waiting for Alexandria to make her way out. She soaks up the crowd's dislike and just waves to them, playfully.
Cari: I have a feeling that Alexandria isn't too happy with Sasha's little speech. These two have a history, stemming from Sasha's attack on Alex, with a kendo stick, to Alex smashing a mirror over Janus's head. This should be quite the grudge match.
Kenny: Speaking of the famous CEO, here she comes now!
Suddenly, the crowd breaks into boos as Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" blares over the speakers. Alexandria Parker pushes through the curtains, stalking to ringside, a scowl upon her lovely features. Trailing behind her is her valet, Miss Vanity, carrying the infamous mirror. Alexandria wears a red, skintight, cat suit and matching kicking pads. The catsuit has a plunging, neck line that showcases her ample cleavage and her long, red hair is tied in a ponytail that falls down her back. Miss Vanity wears a matching, red, micro-mini dress and red heels. Alexandria ignores the jeering fans, brushing past them with utter disdain, her attention focused on Sasha.
Cari: Alex means business. Sasha had better watch out!
The warning comes to late as Alexandria slides into the ring and immediately attacks Sasha with a flurry of kicks to the chest and stomach, backing the woman into the corner. The ref immediately ushers Brenda out of the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kenny: The match has started and Alex has Sasha trapped in the corner, brutalizing her body with those stiff kicks!
Cari: Parker's a smart woman. She's taking the fight to Sasha.
After one last kick to the chest, Parker smirks out to the crowd before unleashing a spinning, heel kick, catching Sasha in the throat. The Hit woman slumps to the ground, clutching her throat. Parker grabs a handful of Sasha's hair and yanks her to her feet before sending her to the ropes. As Sasha rebounds, Alexandria punishes her throat with a running lariat, sending Sasha soaring across the ring. As Sasha lays on the mat, Alexandria advances on her, placing her boot across Sasha's throat and applying pressure.
Alexandria: How dare you attack me!?! You're going to pay, silly bitch!
Sasha flails under Alexandria's boot as the referee begins to count, admonishing Alexandria for the choke. Alex shoots him a look of pure venom before releasing the choke hold. Gasping for air, Sasha tries to get to her feet but is greeted with a stiff kick to the back for her troubles.
Kenny: Whoa! Alexandria is being really vicious with those kicks! My calculations tell me that if she keeps up this attack, she will have a 88.3% chance of winning this match.
Cari: If you talk about computers, calculations, or percentages one more time, I'm going to kick your sorry ass, monkey boy!
Kenny: Uh.....
Alexandria grabs another handful of Sasha's hair and drags her to her feet, Miss Vanity, on the outside, clapping happily. Alexandria slaps Sasha roughly across the face before whipping her towards the corner turnbuckle. Sasha surprises Alex and reverses the whip, sending the ravishing red head crashing into the padded turnbuckles, knocking the air from her. Sasha follows and catches Alex with a shoulder to the mid section. Alexandria lets out a small "Ooph" as the Hit Woman drives the shoulder into her. Sasha follows with a series of hard knife edge chops across Alexandria's chest.
Crowd: Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Kenny: The crowd is really getting into things, chanting after each stiff chop. (winces) Look at Alexandria's chest. It's totally bruised.
Cari: (scowls) Any excuse to look at that poor woman's chest, eh?
With a look of pain, Alexandria slumps to the mat, holding her chest. Sasha grabs a handful of Alex's hair and lifts her in body slam position. With a grunt, the mercenary drops the Sisterhood member roughly to the mat with a crushing power slam, the ring shaking from the power.
Sasha: (smirks) "I hope they're not paying you for this performance!"
Sasha hooks a leg and attempts a pin as the ref counts.
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Alexandria lifts her shoulder before the count of three. Sasha slaps the mat and again drags Alex to her feet. She quickly wraps her arms around Alex's waist and, before the CEO can voice a complaint, drops her with a belly to belly suplex. Alex clutches her back as she impacts with the hard canvas. Sasha follows with a series of stomps to Alexandria's knees, attacking that sensitive area with her hard, cowboy boots. Alexandria yelps in pain as Sasha continues the assault, laughing cruelly.
Sasha: "This is just the sort of stress relief I need!"
Sasha again drags Alexandria to her feet and grabs her from behind. She tries to lift the Sisterhood member but Alexandria surprises her with an elbow to the side of the head, staggering Sasha and causing her to release the hold. Alexandria quickly reverses the positio, grabbing the surprised Sasha from behind, and German suplexing her to the mat. Alexandria bridges impressively, trapping Sasha's shoulders to the mat, as the ref counts the pin.
Kenny: Beautiful move!
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Sasha makes a strong kick out before the three count, holding the back of her head. As she sits up on the mat, Alexandria races to the ropes, rebounds off, and drop kicks Sasha right in the mouth. The leader of the Hit Squad grabs her mouth as Alexandria attacks her with stomps to the stomach and chest. As Alexandria attempts another stomp, Sasha grabs her by the foot and attacks the fashion designer with a punch to the knee. A cry elicits from Parker as she falls to the mat, clutching her knee.
Cari: It looks like Sasha is really showing her experience. By taking out Alex's legs, Sasha eliminates those deadly kicks as well as most of Alexandria's other arsenal.
Kenny: Well, Sasha used to compete in Japan and the Japanese wrestlers are well known for their ability to work over a body part and gain a sunbmission. Maybe Sasha is trying for some sort of submission tonight.
Sasha places Alexandria in a front face lock and drags her to her feet before dropping the red head to the mat with a DDT. Alex clutches her head as Sasha jumps to her feet, using those cowboy boots to stomp on Alexandria's form. The ref warns Sasha and she ceases the assault. Alex slowly makes it to her feet and is immediately greeted with a stiff low blow. Her eyes grow wide and she slumps to her knees as Sasha's boots attack that most sensitive area. Sasha pounces on the downed Parker and attacks with a flurry of closed fist punches to Alex's knee. The ref again warns Sasha and she eventually stops her assault.
Kenny: Looks like Sasha has really taken over this match. She lifts Alexandria and drops her with a belly to back suplex! (winces) Yow! Alex's head really hit that canvas hard. It must be ringing after that DDT!
Sasha roughly drags Alexandria to her feet and rebounds off of the ropes, sending a savate kick squarely into Parker's chest. Alexandria falls to the mat as a worried Miss Vanity looks on.
Cari: (sarcastically) Oh my! Looks like the eye candy is upset. Boo Hoo. I always wonder why a talented grappler, like Alexandria, would need a piece of useless fluff like Miss Vanity!
Kenny: For instances like this..
Miss Vanity suddenly leaps upon the ring apron, yelling and waving for the referee. The scowling man suddenly walks over towards Miss Vanity, leaving Sasha and Alex unattended.
Referee: Get off of the ring apron!
With the man's attention distracted, Alexandria attacks Sasha with a low blow, driving an elbow into Sasha. Sasha falls to her knees, her mouth formed in a perfect "O". Alexandria gets to her feet and lifts Sasha on her shoulders, sending her crashing into the mat with a Samoan drop.
Kenny: Well, it looks like Miss Vanity served her purpose. Her distraction helped Alexandra get the advantage.
Cari: Think again!
As Miss Vanity continues to talk with the referee, Brenda suddenly races over and grabs Vanity by the ankle, yanking her from the apron. Vanity, knowing that she can't tangle with Brenda, races away, keeping distance between herself and the Hit Squad bodyguard.
Cari: See. She can't even handle Brenda. Vanity is a good for nothing slut!
The referee ignores the antics of Brenda and Vanity, returning his attention to the ring, where Alexandria has Sasha pinned after the samoan drop. The ref drops to the mat to make the count.
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Sasha again kicks out before the two count. Alexandria complains to the referee about a slow count before returning her attention to the downed Dragon Lady. Alexandria places Sasha's head between her legs nad wraps her arms around Sasha's waist. With a grunt, Alexandria slams Sasha into the mat with a power bomb. Alex gets to her feet, favoring the knee, before mounting the top turnbuckle. Alexandria measures the downed Sasha and soars from the top with a guillotine leg drop. Sasha groans in pain as Alexandria's leg comes crashing across her throat. Alexandria hooks Sasha's leg and the ref again counts.
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Sasha manages to raise her shoulder at the two count. Alexandria attempts another power bomb but is shocked as Sasha reverses it, sending Alex crashing to the mat with a back drop. Alexandria clutches the small of her back as Sasha lifts her in the air, placing the red head in piledriver position. A look of concern crosses Miss Vanity's face but a warning look from Brenda stops her from leaping onto the ring apron. Alexandria yelps in shock, trying to wiggle free, but her resistance is futile as Sasha drives her head into the mat with a jumping piledriver. Alexandria's body goes limp as Sasha attempts a cover.
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Suddenly, Alexandria surprises Sasha by grabbing her and reversing the pin attempt, transforming it into a small package. The crowd jeers the move. Although both women are loathed, it seems that Alexandria is the more hated.
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Sasha kicks out, a look of anger on her features, and immediately rushes a rising Alexandria. Alexandria catches a glimpse of the charging Sasha and steps out of the way, sending Sasha crashing into the turnbuckle face first. Alexandria follows with a drop kick to Sasha's back, driving the woman further into the padding.
Kenny: Well, it looks like Alexandria has gotten her fire back.
Cari: Let's see if she can capitalize on Sasha's mistake.
Alexandria whips Sasha to the ropes and catches her with another drop kick to the face, on the rebound. As Sasha rolls on the mat, in pain, Alexandria again mounts the top turnbuckle. Suddenly, Brenda races onto the ring apron and screams at Alexandria. As the two women engage in a shouting match, Sasha slowly gets to her feet. Weilding the mirror, Miss Vanity creeps up behind Brenda, sending it crashing atop the bodyguard's head. A smile crosses Alexandria's lips as Brenda slumps to the ringside floor, laying in a pool of blood and glass.
Cari: Ha! Ha! And another one bites the dust! Maybe Vanity isn't so bad after all.
As Alexandria returns her attention to the match, she gasps as Sasha uses her heavy boots to kick her in the knee, causing the fahsion designer to lose her balance. Capitalizing on the woozy, unsteady woman, Sasha mounts the turnbuckles, grabbing a hold of Alexandria. The CEO's eyes grow wide with horror as she attempts to push Sasha away, sensing what is ahead. But her attempts are for naught as Sasha sends her crashing into the mat with the Dragon Driver, Alexandria's body crashing into the hard canvas from the top rope jack hammer. Alexandria lays prone as Sasha gets to her feet, a twisted smile on her face.
Cari: Dragon Driver! This thing is over!
Sasha: "You shoulda stayed out of my business!"
Sasha pounces atop Alexandria and hooks the leg, the referee counting the pin fall.
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The bell rings as the ref raises Sasha's hand, declaring her the winner.
Kenny: Wow! Sasha wins another hard fought battle!
Cari: I'm impressed. First, a win over Lisa Dream, the former Celestial Champion, and now a win over Parker, a former tag champion. I see big things in Sasha's future!
Sasha then approaches the prone Alexandria, Miss Vanity attempting to revive her employer. Sasha shoves Miss Vanity aside and turns Alexandria on her back. Grabbing a handful of Alex's red locks, Sasha begins to rub her face into the mat, laughing cruelly.
Kenny: Hey! There's no call for that!
Cari: Aw, shut up!
Sasha: "That'll teach you to screw with The Hit Squad, Big Time."
After torturing Parker, Sasha stands with her arms aloft, the crowd showering her with boos. She leaves ringside, helping a bleeding Brenda, as Miss Vanity helps the dazed, disoriented Alexandria from the ring.
Kenny: Sasha wins this feud but has she won the war? Alexandria looks quite upset and I have a hard time believing that this is over.
The scene fades from a departing Alex and Vanity and onto a promo for the next issue of BRA Magazine, with Bianca Dupree and Lisa Dream on the cover.
Winner: Sasha