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Humor Amongst Thieves: Nobility of being a Terrorist
By: [C3]Bangsta
You get on the server. The game is packed but in the seas of wailings and cries demanding an “equal game”, the terrorist are always outnumbered! Basically, you must either be a terrorist or be an observer. Here is a helpful pamphlet that lists down the truths and the benefits of being a terrorist. Let it be a warning that the road to being a “bad guy” is not easy but in the end, your children and children’s children will thank you for it.
Like all organizations, one must have a cause. Here are some popular causes we fight for and not the ones your parents taught you. After all, things have changed!
| Today's Causes (What's IN) | Yesterday's Causes (What's OUT) |
| Nuclear Energy Sex Eco Terrorism Debts of Credit Cards Illuminatti & Corporations Genetically Enhanced Food |
Nuclear Warfare Drugs and Rock & Roll Jihad Fights in the basement Border Disputes Genetically Enhanced People |
Your first step is to choose your cause. If you’re uncertain, think about what could and/or/has affected you in your life. Troubled childhood, people overtaking you on the road, being shortchanged at the counter, cheaters on CS…. Whatever. It’s the little things that matter to you and it should be brought to attention to them.
The second step is to join a terrorist organization. The Phoenix Connektion recently had stolen the Russian submarine "Vladivostok" from the docks to sink 2 Japanese whaling ships off the island of Kyushu. The L337 Krew has just bombed a dusty Iraqi smarties depot in the heart of Baghdad as retribution for burning the oil fields after the Gulf War. The Arctic Avengers recently robbed the offices of The Royal Bank of Canada of $1,000,000 Canadian dollars… in $500 bills! The Gorilla Warface group assasinated the elusive Illegal logging boss Ernesto Sanchez during a heavy firefight in the forest of Brazil. Their reward, which will astound the scientific community, is the discovery of the source of the Amazon River.
From this point on, the adventure truly begins. Face it, which one would really look good on your job resume. Joining your local military only to baby-sit machete wielding thugs or destroying a rustic cobble castle for no apparent reason whatsoever? The choice is clear and obvious… but it’s yours to choose. We hope you will make the right decision.
This message is brought to you by the Gore really hates Bush council and Greenpeace.