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| REV. PAT "PATTYCAKES" ROBERTSON
BEGS FOR MORE DANIASPEAK - |
| THREATENS TO WET HIMSELF. |
| No part of this post, this article, this page, or this website, in either its sum or parts thereof, in any form or fashion or construction, may be taken seriously. If you can't tell the difference between tongue-in-cheek and reality, then you will be prosecuted under the fullest extent of the law... beginning with felony stupid. |
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| The Reverend Pat Robertson
in an undated photo. |
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| By Rev. Tippi Davis Strict9 Publishing |
| "My life has gone to hell in the proverbial hand basket since Dania slacked off updating her blog," said a visibly shaken Reverend Pat Robertson in a recent interview at Fifi's Boutique & Bondage. |
| Robertson, who was completely naked, except for 6 inch candy-apple red stiletto heels, went on to say, "Without Dania and her blasphemous barbs and wicked writing, I�m crippled. I need her evil example � her representation of all things truly bent and (shudders) Liberal to mobilize my fundraising forces, to whip my flock into a financial frenzy of tithing, and God help me, to fund my lifestyle. Now look where I have to go to find things to preach against!
I have lost my way, I have lost my purpose, I have lost my� (chokes back sobs)...my privately funded army of assassins, my beach house, my girlfriend AND my accountant." "Damn that Dania!� Rev. Robertson sobbed, "Why me? What did I do to deserve this punishment?" Robertson continued to plead for the return of regular entries to the DaniaSpeak blog with Dania's trademark edgy irreverence, even as a tall, long-legged, leather-clad, bullwhip-swinging red-head identified only as �Mistress X� dragged him away by the heels of his stilettos, snarling, "Bad PattyCakes! Bad Patty Cakes!" |
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