Adlai Stevenson's left index finger in a little jar, |
-- John Ogden of Ft. Dodge, IA
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Beetle paste smeared on molding french bread, |
-- Alice Ecker of DeForest, WI
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Cattle prods (so much the better to control you. . .), |
-- Kathi [something] of Pittsburgh, PA
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Daria's family (that's enough to make anyone sick),
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-- Cressida Rutherford of Mississippi State University
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An E-3 AWACS going down in flames,
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-- Michael J. Pfeffer of North Caldwell, NJ
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A frog in my throat, |
-- Gretchen Smith of Raleigh, NC
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A grassroots, right-wing political movement, |
-- Karl G. Hageman of Anchorage, AK
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Half the cast of Mission: Impossible, |
-- Amy Padden of Framingham State College
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An infinite improbability drive, |
-- Matthew Dane Elliot of Newark, CA
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Jars and jars of fun for everyone, |
-- Mick Bonk of Melbourne, Australia
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Kansas State University (and a few cows), |
-- Dan Gross of Fairfax, VA |
A lobotomy kit, |
-- Tori Marcinek of Coopersburg, PA |
Moonshine and stardust for that shiny, happy feeling, |
-- Vikki C. Witt of Southampton, Hampshire, UK |
Naked pics of Trent, |
-- Emily Scelfo of Franklin, LA |
Oregano in a little plastic baggie... really, Officer, it's just oregano, |
-- Nicole Young of Ann Arbor, MI |
A panic button, |
-- Brianna Harmony of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada |
A quasi-intelligent goth poser, |
-- Helen Barrett of Northampton, MA |
Relativistic morality, |
-- Michael Korsten of London, Ontario, Canada |
A signed murder confession from Martha Stewart, |
-- Renfield of Linthicum, MD |
A time machine so I can get away from you people, |
-- Danielle Beach of Lawndale, CT |
Underwear that doesn't shrink in the wash, |
-- Faith Thomas of WA (?), Australia |
A viral infection; a very contagious, as of yet untreatable one, |
-- Rosie (something) of Willamette Valley, OR |
(Why is this question still being asked?), |
-- Chayene (something) of Scofield, South Australia |
A xyster, for scraping those pesky, diseased bones, |
-- Misty Bradley of Louisville, KY |
Yak butter (you don't wanna know), |
-- Hikhali Jericho of Seattle, WA |
(Young) Zaphod, who plays it safe. |
-- Eileen Gormley of Oak Ridge, TN |