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  • Esteemsters
  • The Invitation
  • College Bored
  • Cafe Disaffecto
  • Malled
  • This Year's Model
  • Lab Brat
  • Pinch Sitter
  • Too Cute
  • The Big House
  • Road Worrier
  • The Teachings of Don Jake
  • The Misery Chick

  • Arts 'n' Crass
  • The Daria Hunter
  • Quinn the Brain
  • I Don't
  • That was Then, This is Dumb
  • Monster
  • The New Kid
  • Gifted
  • Ill
  • Fair Enough
  • See Jane Run
  • Pierce Me
  • Write Where it Hurts

  • Daria! - the musical
  • Through a Lens Darkly
  • The Old and the Beautiful
  • Depth Takes a Holiday
  • Daria Dance Party
  • The Lost Girls
  • It Happened One Nut
  • Lane Miserables
  • Jake of Hearts
  • Speedtrapped
  • The Lawndale Files
  • Just Add Water
  • Jane's Addiction

  • Sealed With A Kick
  • The Daria Diaries
  • The Daria Database
  • Daria Day '98
  • Daria Day '99
  • quotes from The Invitation

    Ms. Defoe ::: "You've really created an illusion of depth."
    Daria ::: "I'm thinking of going into politics."

    Brittany ::: "Maybe I could help you out with something."
    Daria ::: "Well, you could show me how to twirl hair around my little finger and look vacant."
    Brittany ::: "I don't know if that's something you can teach."

    Brittany ::: "Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common."
    Daria ::: "Breathing?"

    Daria ::: "You're really bursting out of the picture plane here."
    Jane ::: "Oh yeah, that particulat model was quite bursty. I think she had her bursts done."

    Jane ::: [puts on Daria's glasses] "Hi. I'm Daria. Go to hell. [takes them off] It won't work. My face is too expressive."

    Helen ::: "Now, don't begrudge your sister the chance to expand her circle of friends."
    Quinn ::: "Maybe now she'll have two."
    Daria ::: "Touché, Quinn."
    Quinn ::: "And don't think you're confusing me with that French!"

    Helen ::: "Daria, I'd like it if you could keep an eye on Quinn at this party."
    Daria ::: "I don't know what I did but it couldn't have been that bad."

    Daria ::: "Is this your way of acknowledging how much more mature and trustworthy I am?"
    Helen ::: "It's my way of saying if you won't do it, I'm sending you both with a babysitter."
    Daria ::: "I'll take that as a ringing endorsement of parental approval."
    Helen ::: "Just the way it was intended, sweetheart."

    Kevin ::: "You're a great hostess, cupcake. Hey!"

    Jane ::: "Daria, would you say sleeping with a guitar in your hand counts as practicing?"
    Trent ::: "As long as you don't drop it."

    Jane ::: "Nice conversational skills."
    Daria ::: "I hate you."

    Mack ::: "And the ceramic tigers, they're grrrreat!"

    Jeffy ::: "You know, Jamie is a really sloppy kisser. I heard it from a girl!"

    Jane ::: "Chin up. Nose up. Let's go!"

    Tiffany ::: "But what's that girl with the glasses? Her fce looks so weird. All the same color."
    Blondie ::: "She's not wearing makeup."

    Jane ::: "Those guys are lokking at us."
    Daria ::: "Don't they know we're from two different worlds: regular and popular?"
    Jane ::: "The one in the green shirt is cute. [Daria scowls] In a head-too-big-for-his-body kinda way. [Daria's not buying it] I hate you."

    Bobby:Bighead ::: "So, where you girls been all our lives."
    Daria ::: "Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here, alone. But now you're arrived and our lives can truly begin."
    Bobby Bighead ::: [to his friend] "She likes you!"

    Quinn ::: [sees Daria coming] "Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom."
    Joey ::: "Need some help?"
    Jamie ::: "I'll go with you!"
    Jeffy ::: "Wait up!"
    Quinn ::: "It's the bathroom!"

    Daria ::: "It's the Soul Train. Beep, beep. Get on board."

    Daria ::: "What happened to Bobby Bighead?"
    Jane ::: "I wasn't really interested."
    Daria ::: "Too bad. [grabs sock off Jane's shoulder] Is this yours?"
    Jane ::: "Okay, fine. He thought my head was a lollipop. Ready to go?"
    Daria ::: "I was ready to go when we got here."

    [Quinn dumps the guys]
    Jeffy ::: [to Joey] "Well, you came on too strong."
    Jamie ::: [to Jeffy] "You didn't give her enough space."
    Joey ::: [to Jamie] "You should have brushed your teeth!"

    Dowager ::: "You seem awfully young to be doing this kind of work."
    Daria ::: "it's a disguise, ma'am. We're actually much older."
    Jane ::: "Not as old as you, of course, ma'am."
    Daria ::: "We'll have to ask you a few questions."
    Jane ::: "Is that your real hair color?"
    Dowager ::: "Well, I never in my life!"
    Daria ::: [writes] "Never colors it."

    Jane ::: "... known to the greeks as--"
    Guy #1 ::: "Zeus."
    Daria ::: 'Excellent."

    Guy #2 ::: "I can name that tune in three notes."

    Quinn ::: "It was kind of-- What's that thing? When stuff turns out funny? Moronic."
    Jane ::: "Ironic."
    Daria ::: "She was right the first time."

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