: 6' 0"
: shut up
: Badger, IA (no kiddin')
So, what is there to be said about me that hasn't been said already? Actually, quite a bit, since nothing's been said about me before. I was born in Beatrice, Nebraska on January 8, 1978. I moved to Kansas in second grade and currently reside in Iowa while taking a break from college. I attended the University of Kansas for two years but didn't do too well (the same laziness and procrastination that keeps me from updating this website.)
My main hobbies are reading and watching TV. My favorite books are The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, The Gunslinger by Stephen King, Imajica by Clive Barker and Idoru by William Gibson. My favorite TV shows are Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Babylon 5, Pokémon, The World's Wildest Police Videos, and a little known show on MTV called Darla or something.
My cable provider does not carry MTV. Ordinarily this wouldn't not be a problem, since anymore MTV is nothing but a celebration of abject stupidity (no offense meant to MTV or its parent company Viacom). However, my favorite TV show of all time happens to be that one bright spot on MTV's progamming schedule, Daria. I've called the cable company, but that doesn't seem to help. I've asked my sister, who lives in Ames and does have MTV, to tape the show for me, but she's rather busy with her own stuff (job, two pets, new baby . . . selfish brat;). So I'm stuck without my Daria, except for the old shows I have on tape. Oh well. They'll have to do.
That's all I can think to tell you. You can wake up now.