Contractual Common-Law-Marriage
Concubine Inception and Acceptance Certificate
On this calendar date of [ day month year ],
and of my own free will and desire,
I, [ First Name of Female Last Name of Female ]
declare myself permanent common-law concubine of:
[ First Name of Male Last Name of Male ]
As common-law-marital-status concubine of the man named above,
I give him my voluntary nonrestricted permission
to uncover any and/or all parts of my bodily nakedness
and to touch and/or massage any and/or all parts
of my clothed, partially-clothed or completely-naked body
including (but not limited to) any and all bodily parts mentioned
in the best of the KJV, RSV, NASV, and other English versions of the 66-book canonical Holy Bible.
My signature is affixed below, and my stated husband's underneath that,
as affirmation of this contractual instrument
as of the previously-stated calendar date:
[ Signature of Concubine ]: _________________________________________
[ Typed Full Name & SS# of Concubine ]:________________________________
[ Signature of Concubine's Spouse ]: __________________________________
[ Typed Full Name & SS# of Concubine's Spouse ]: _________________________________
Two photocopies of this instrument will be made, one of which plus the original to be retained by the named husband,
and the other to be retained by the named concubine, in separate locations.