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Artists under the Freestanding Nude Media umbrella:

Swifty the Avenger
Estopholes Prime
Clyde Randals Conspiracy Theory
The Kozmodawgzz

 

 

I make music. Below are a small few (not a very good small few abeit) of my songs, available to stream or download in filthy 28.8 real audio. If you want the Mp3s of the file, get in touch with me and I'll see what I can do. Right now, I don't have the bandwidth for big fancy nice sounding audio.

Place of high quality .mp3s.

Breakbeats:0, 1, 2, 3, 4, Homemade.

Song: Mystery Data.

Artist: Swifty the Avenger.

Description: Psychadelic dance number. Poor beatmaching slightly offsets the excelent arrangement going on. Plenty of layered breakbeats, wild synth sequences, epic pads (though not in this context) and wacky vocal samples.

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Song: Drunken Master of Ancient Kung-Fu Theatre Stylee.

Artist: Swifty the Avenger.

Description: Quite the title on this one, the title derived from the fact that nearly the whole song was created from the Hong-Kong Phooey theme song. Slightly on the Pink Floyd/Orb tip, but more uptempo and crazier, featuring a long ambient intro with the requisate weird vocal samples. Also: Thick horns and the bassline from Hong-Kong Phooey aside a great beat. I might recommend taking, as the IOC would say, a (musical) performance inhancing drug before listening to this song.

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Song: Samurai Stylee.

Artist: Swifty the Avenger.

Description: I love this song loads. The beat is funkey, the bassline is simple and fantastic, and the b-movie ninja melody is very cool. Its really catchy. Thought it ought be up here.

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Song: Pelecan Dance.

Artist: Swifty the Avenger.

Description: Reggae breakbeat mayhem. Starts out slow then picks up with a house style beat, and gradually spins its way out of control.

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Song: Life In The Subbasement Falloutshelter

Artist: Swifty the Avenger.

Description: Trippy breakbeat jazz with an atomic theme. Loads of crazy ass samples, high quality vocals, and good everything else. Come for the Atomic cafe samples, stay for the dub bassline. This is a good one. Don't pass it up.

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Song: Pac-man Fever.

Artist: fuq.

Description: Fast Drum and bass remix of the Pac-man song. Got nice, fast drums. Not much else to say.

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Song: Larger than life (fuq's basement monologue)

Artist: Backstreet boys, remixed by fuq.

Description: A darker and more underground version of the pop hit. I removed the vocals (yay!) and layered on distortion, and mangled the whole thing to death.

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Song: I, too, like to type in ebonics.

Artist: Kozmodawgzz!

Description: A rap song I made to show up a website of turntablists. All the songs were typed in ebonics, so I wanted to show that I was a "fly", "dope", and "word" "jigga" to all all my "peeps". Hear me rap! Hear me scratch! Hear me juggle beats! Hear your eardrums commit ritual seppuku!

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