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| FUNNY PICTURES |
| WHITE BOY A little black coy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and coats his face with it. "Look momma, I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him hard on the face and says, "Boy go show your daddy!" The boy goes into the living room and says, "Daddy look I'm a white boy!" The dad slaps him on his face and says, "Boy go show your grandmomma!" "Look Granny! I'm a white boy!" The grandmother slaps him on his face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, " Well did you learn anything?" The boy shakes his head and says, "I sure nuff did. I've only been a white boy for 5 minutes and I already hate you fucken black people!" |
| If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was always yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But if it just sits in your living room, eats all your food, messes up your stuff, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free. You either married it or gave birth to it! |
| A husband and a wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die I'm gonna get a headstone for you that says 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' " "Yeah!?' She replies, "And I'm gonna get one for you that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband-Stiff At Last!' " |
| Soon after our last child left to college my husband and I were resting on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "Honey, you know without your glasses you look like the same young handsome man I married." I said sweetly. "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses you look pretty good too!" |
| Juan's father told him, "When I take you back to your mom's tonight tell her that since you are now 18 this is the last check she will ever see from me. Then I want you to stand back and watch the expression on her face." When Juan gets home he does exactly what his father says, "Mom, dad said to tell you since I am 18 this is the last check you will get from him and then he wants me to see your expression." "Next time you visit your father you tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he is not your real father, then I want you to step back and watch HIS expression." |
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