Build a man a fire, and he`ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life.-- Terry Pratchett

The day Friday was named after Frigg (or Frigga), the Norse goddess of marriage. Later she was confused with the goddess of love, Freya, who in turn became identified with Friday. When the Norsemen and Germanic tribes became Christians, Freya was supposed to have been banished to the mountains as a witch. Friday came to be called "witches' Sabbath." For it was believed that on this day, each week, twelve witches and the Devil met - thirteen evil spirits up to no good! This is one of the reasons for today's superstition about Friday the 13th.

"Guys are stinky" - my husband

"I got every kind of chemical pumpin' through my head. I read mein kampf daily just to keep my hatred fed. I never ever sleep, I just lay in my bed dreamin' of the day when everyone is dead. I am a vicious young man oh, I am a wicked young man. It's not the games that I play, the movies I see, the music I dig. I'm just a wicked young man." -- Wicked Young Man from Alice Cooper's new album, Brutal Planet.

Baby Piercing
The piercing craze has been taken to new limits by those who surgically insert metal spikes into their head or pierce their penises (something which is supposed to enhance sexual pleasure, if you don't get stuck that is). So, we would like to suggest a new trend. Why wait until one has the power of personal, rational choice to pierce? Indeed, piercing is so where it's at that one should start an earlier age. What better time to get used to piercing than when one's a baby? Imagine your baby's happy reaction to being speared with metal! For all you naysayers, I ask you, how many of you are circumsized? Is it really that different? Be the first one on your block to have a pierced pre-schooler, pierce your baby now!

Years ago a hardworking man took his family from New York State to Australia to take advantage of a work opportunity there. Part of this man's family was a handsome young son who had aspirations of joining the circus as a trapeze artist or an actor. This young fellow, biding his time until a circus job or even one as a stagehand came along, worked at the local shipyards which bordered on the worse section of town. Walking home from work one evening this young man was> attacked by five thugs who wanted to rob him. Instead of just giving up his money the young fellow resisted. However they beat him easily and proceeded to beat him to a pulp. They smashed his face with their boots, and kicked and beat his body brutally with clubs, leaving him for dead. When the police happened to find him lying in the road they assumed he was dead and called for the Morgue Wagon. On the way to the morgue a policeman heard him gasp for air, and they immediately took him to the emergency unit at the hospital. When he was placed on a gurney a nurse remarked to her horror, that this young man no longer had a face. Each eye socket was smashed, his skull, legs, and arms fractured, his nose literally hanging from> his face, all his teeth were gone, and his jaw was almost completely torn from his skull. Although his life was spared, he spent over a year in the hospital. When he finally left, his body may have healed but his face was disgusting to look at. He was no longer the handsome youth that everyone admired. When the young man started to look for work again he was turned down by everyone just on account of the way he looked. One potential employer suggested to him that he join the freak show at the circus as The Man Who Had No Face. And he did this for a while. He was still rejected by everyone and no one wanted to be seen in his company. He had thoughts of suicide. This went on for five years. One day he passed a church and sought some solace there. Entering the church he encountered a priest who saw him sobbing while kneeling in a pew. The priest took pity on him and took him to> the rectory where they talked at length. The priest was impressed with him to such a degree that he said that he would do everything possible for him that could be done to restore his dignity and life, if the young man would promise to be the best Catholic he could be, and trust in God's mercy to free him from his torturous life. The young man went to Mass and communion every day, and after thanking God for saving his life, asked God to only give him peace of mind and the grace to be the best man he could ever be in His eyes. The priest, through his personal contacts was able to secure the services of the best plastic surgeon in Australia. There would be no cost to the young man, as the doctor was the priest's best friend. The doctor too was so impressed by the young man, whose outlook now on life, even though he had experienced the worst, was filled with good humor and love. The surgery was a miraculous success. All the best dental work was also done for him. The young man became everything he promised God he would be. He was also blessed with a wonderful, beautiful wife, many children, and success in an industry which would have been the furthest thing from his mind as a career, if not for the goodness of God and the love of the people who cared for him. This he acknowledges publicly.
The young man. Mel Gibson.
His life was the inspiration for his production of the movie "The Man Without A Face." He is to be admired by all of us as a God fearing man, a political conservative, and an example to all as a true man of courage.

Marvin was interviewed in the Sunday Times colour supplement, a UK magazine, in July 1981.

Q: Would you like to be a human being?
A: If I was a human being I'd be very depressed, but then I'm very depressed already, so it hardly matters. Sometimes I think it might be quite pleasant to be a chair.

Q: How does it feel to have a brain the size of a planet?
A: Ghastly, but only someone with a brain the size of a planet could hope to understand exactly how appalling it really is.

Q: Why are you so miserable?
A: I've been in precisely the same mood ever since I was switched on. It's just the way my circuits are connected. Very badly.

Q: Can you repair yourself?
A: Why should I want to do that? I'd just as soon rust.

Q: Do you like reading?
A: I read everything there was to read on the day I was switched on. It was all so dull I don't see any point in reading it again.

Q: Music?
A: Hate it.

Q: Hobbies?
A: Hating music.

Q: What do you like the least?
A: The entire multi-dimensional infinity of all creation. I don't like that at all.

Full Name: Justin Randall Timberlake
Goes by: Justin
Birthdate: January 31st, 1981
Birthplace: Memphis, Tennesee
Nicknames: Curly, cuz of his hair; Shot, Bounce, cuz of basketball; the Baby; Mr. Smooth
Hair Color: Dirty blonde, but has blonde streaks in it
Hobbies: Basketball and shopping
Family: mom, Lynn; dad, Paul; half-brother, Jonathan
Pets: A cat and a dog
Favorite Food: Cereal (especially Apple Jacks)
Favorite TV/Movie Actress: Sandra Bullock
Favorite Model: Tyra Banks
Favorite Spice Girls: Mel B. and Emma (Scary and Baby)
Favorite Part of Being in N'SYNC: Being able to make music, meet people, and travel
Favorite Word: Crunk
Favorite Place to Shop: Just for Men
Collects: North Carolina Basketball Gear
Dislikes: Snakes, fake people, and his curly hair!
Most Prized Possession: His voice
Musical Inspiration: Stevie Wonder
Biggest Idol: Michael Jordan
Before N'SYNC: Singing and dancing on the Mickey Mouse Club (MMC)

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever."

Frank N Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"You're more a vixen than a bitch. In my opinion, a bitch is someone who holds a very negative view of the world because they can't change it (or themselves). A vixen is someone who holds the same opinions, but they play the game with elegance and a touch of vengence. Crossing a bitch gives you a bloody nose.Crossing a vixen puts your life on the line."

My friend James commenting on me :).

"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

Linus VanPelt

"Always wear underwear, no matter what. ALWAYS wear underwear!"

My mom

"At school they taught me how to be so pure in thought, and word, and deed...they didn't quite succeed. For everything I long to do, no matter where, or when, or who...has one thing in common to...it's a sin"

Pet Shop Boys

"This is my reality. Everything outside of this is like some movie I once saw."

Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

"Anyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not easy."

Aristotle

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"One of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they seem to sense, once hate is gone, that they will be forced to deal with pain."

James Baldwin

Ok explanation here, at my friend's bday party my husband Shane got completely drunk and decided to email his friend. Here is the exact email he wrote. Well at least he has excuse for typoes, what is my excuse?

im really drubnk and wantching pulp fiction and wanted to send u a letrter 0 0- i miss talking to you anyways and imsiure i have told u that befgore! i have downed 4 or 5 cold lemondaeds w/ drinks and stuff and peopkle are talking abouyt women having babies named clemidia - i dunno biuy t i think u ahve missed a party but i wNted uy to be here - anyways,there not much to say and anywayds i am happy! reaLY HAPPYnow teyh are talking aboyt dr brown and braibn trauma and her name is clamidia -she needsa a brain transplanty - im si drunk so bad jokes are so much funny! I jsut wanted to write and sya i missed talking to u as well and im nubieng called a basd monkey - ok i gotta go because pauley ios platying drums pon his tummy - i wanma listen to switchblade symphony - u need to hear them! they are wonfderful!
miss ya
*huge hugs*
&Shane*
PS
im so happy!

Definition of a Bitch:

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. By God, I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! Try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

                      B - Babe
                      I - In
                      T - Total
                      C - Control of
                      H - Herself

Go get another Machine Gun Mudslide
Or Return to the dance floor baby!