A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me
Let's all congratulate
us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday
to you
Now statistics prove
Prove that you've
one birthday
Imagine just one birthday
every year
Ah, but there are
364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle
out, my dear
And make your wish
come true
A very merry unbirthday
to you