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More Poems by Kalli Dakos | ||||||||||
Introduction: Tell the students that part of growing up means taking responsibility for one's actions, meeting deadlines, and fulfilling commitments. Making excuses is one way of trying to get out of that responsibility, and the following poem seems to list them all. Enlist students to help read the following poem as a responsive reading. It's Inside My Sister's Lunch Teacher: Isn't the book money due today? James, Anita, Joe, Fay? James: I left my money on the bus When the patrols yelled at us to rush. Anita: I have my money stowed away In the jacket I wore yesterday. Joe: My dad forgot to give me mine. He forgets things all the time. Fay: My money's lost, but I have a hunch; It's inside my sister's lunch. Teacher: Who brought their book money here today? Erica, Doug, Rick, May? Erica: Book money? What's it for? You never told me this before. Doug: I loaned my money to my friend Tom; Then he gave it to his friend, John. Rick: I've been sick with a ghastly flu; I forgot the money was even due. May: I remembered, but then I forgot To take it from our money pot. Teacher: Did anyone remember their money today? Mary Gerald, Susan, Ray? Mary: Didn't I bring it yesterday? Haven't I already paid? Gerald: My money is up our climbing tree, I left it there when I skinned my knee. Susan: I used my money for lunch today, It was the only way to pay. Ray: My money's in my underwear drawer, I'll remember to bring it tomorrow. Teacher: No one remembered his money today? Tim, Kathy, Jeffrey, Kay? Tim: Here's my money in my sock! All: The teacher passed out from shock. From Kalli Dakos book, If You're Not Here, Please Raise Your Hand, 1995, Aladdin Paperbacks Extension: This would be a wonderful performance piece for student assembly, a PTA or PTO meeting, or even some comic relief on a teachers' inservice day. |
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Introduction: Tell children that this poem is about one of the most marvelous inventions known to man. Ask them to try to figure out what it is as they listen to the poem. Two Eyes Two eyes are buried At the bottom Of my bookbag. I locked them In a box That looks like a coffin. Then I covered it Layer by Sickening layer, In two rolls Of toilet paper And placed The horrid wad In a black sock, And hid it in The deepest, darkest dungeon Of my bookbag. The eyes would have Stayed there forever, If only My mother hadn't told My teacher about them. Mrs. Digby just asked Me to read a sentence From the blackboard, And to tell her If the commas Are in the right place. Commas? I don't see any commas! Now Mrs. Digby Is making me Pull out the black sock, Unroll the coffin case, Unlock the eyes, Put them on And become FOUR EYES! Wow! Mrs. Digby! I didn't know You had freckles Just like me! From Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do: More Poems About School (1998) Aladdin Paperbacks Extension: Talk to the students about glasses and the teasing that sometimes occurs towards someone that wears glasses. Glasses are cool tools, and show pictures of cool people who wear them: Bono, Harry Potter, Britney Spears, Clark Kent, President Bush, John Lennon, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Elton John, & more. 1 in 5 children between the ages of 5 and 15 wear glasses. |
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