THE FASTEST INTERNET

CONNECTION IN THE WORLD

Brought to you by CONNEXUS Inc.

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If you agree click the animation                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Disclaimer                                                                                                                                     Connexus believes in the power of it’s name. It is a registered trademark of CONEXUS Inc.

Any unauthorized users of this software will be handsomely rewarded. If you are able to download ths software from this present location with the current dismal Internet connectivity you have, you would be eligible to participate in CONNEXUS lucky draw, with a jackpot of $ 1,000,000. The prize money of this lucky draw has a 100% TAX deduction at source. All the proceeds from it will go to a charity which is being run entirely for the benefit of family and friends of CONNEXUS Inc. We believe in appreciation of all those surfers, who have managed to reach this obscure site on the web, and have discovered this ultimate software to enhance internet connectivity. If you are still reading this disclaimer, you must become either a lawyer or a lunatic, for these are the only two people on the earth, who could possibly manage to read a fine print in it’s entirety. However if you are till not able to make out the essence behind the name CONNEXUS, you must be either a dumb lawyer or a moronish lunatic, for we at CONNEXUS believe in a nexus of all the conmen in the world, so that the power of Internet can really change your lives for ever. So what was all that about the fastest internet connection after all. We are also striving to make a society of all the surfers of the webwho have long been plagued by slow connectivity. This society known as Fast Uploading Connectivity Demand Observation Society or FUC-DOS (with an invisible K) is a very small step on the net but a giant leap for the netizens !! Agreement of all the terms and conditions means that you are the newest member of the CON-NEXUS society. Please click the animation above to become a member.