Welcome to my home page. This is where I've collected all the sites I've created over the years and tied them together. Have a look at my newspaper work, a novel, my sculptures, and My Biography
Have a look at Part One of my new novel Bend Over a political comedy thriller based on a penetrating premise, that if consummated will leave the world in a compromising position.
Pulp fiction writer Dirk Davies finds himself drawn into a plot to bomb the G20 leaders when they meet in Toronto. The evil villains have snatched his new girlfriend Kitty Lunt and he wants her back. She has her own secret mission to accomplish.
\Conspiracy leader, cross-dressing Agent Bernie Slackbacker, will stop at nothing to fulfill his mission-create a media outrage that will suck all the Developed Countries into the War in Iraq.
President Jerry Shrub is heading to Toronto for the meeting. The poor slob is too simple to realize his wife Laura Lee and her lover, Connie Pasta the Secretary of State, are willing to sacrifice him for their insatiable passions.
Will a pair of bumbling Iranian taxidermy students from Akron Ohio end up the fall guys?
Will the lovely and talented, Kitty Lunt, fullfill her secret mission?
Will Dirk Davies overcome a lifetime of neurotic escapism in time to save Kitty and foil Slackbacker's dastardly plan?
The novel was inspired by a series of news paper columns I wrote poking fun at Dubya and his struggle to bring freedom and democracy to every oil well in Iraq.
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There is also a site with some of My Newspaper Columns from the Belleville Intelligencer. I cover everything from political malfeasance to the heartbreak of unrequited love.
Another site covers many of my Sports, Health, Entertainment and Travel stories written for the Intelligencer and The Quinte Sports Review.
Check out my work in NOW Toronto, the Canadian Dream Gallery, and my Paper Maché Creatures Sculptures used by parents all over the world to terrorize their children into good behavior.
My work has been described as weird, bizarre and anti-authoritarian. To my critics I can only say-thank you. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
Contact me if you read anything you want to re-print or like my work and want to hire me to do something original. I accept all major currencies. Enjoy.
