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Log On: Making the wood
stove hotter.
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Log Off: Don't add wood.
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Monitor: Keep an eye on the
wood stove.
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Download: Getting the
firewood off the pickup.
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Mega Hertz: When you're not
careful downloading (watch the toes!)
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Floppy Disk: What you get
from piling too much wood.
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RAM: The hydraulic thingy
that makes the wood splitter work.
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Hard Drive: Getting home in
mud season.
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Prompt: What you wish the
mail was in mud season.
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Windows: What to shut when
it's 30 below.
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Screen: What you need for
black fly season.
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Byte: What black flies do.
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Chip: What to munch on.
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Micro Chip: What's left in
the bag when the chips are gone.
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Infrared: Where the
leftovers go when Fred's around.
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Modem: What you did to the
hay fields.
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Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's
wife.
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Lap Top: Where little kids
feel comfy.
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Keyboard: Where you hang
your keys.
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Software: Plastic eating
utensils.
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Mouse: What eats the
horses' grain in the barn.
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Main Frame: The part of the
barn that holds the roof up.
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Port: Fancy wine.
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Enter: C'mon in!
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Random Access Memory: You
can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.
