Maintenance Action Form

DISCREPANCY:

    # 2 Engine seeping fluid.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    # 2 engine seepage is normal, # 1 engine lacks normal seepage.

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DISCREPANCY:

    Dead bugs on windshield.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    Live bugs on order.

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DISCREPANCY:

    IFF inoperative.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

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DISCREPANCY:

    Unfamiliar noise coming from engine #2.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    Run engine for five hours. Noise is now familiar.

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DISCREPANCY:

    Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    Removed the Evidence.

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DISCREPANCY:

    Funny sounds from behind instrument panel.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    Installed non-funny sounds.

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DISCREPANCY:

    Radar hums.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:

    Reprogrammed Radar with lyrics.

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DISCREPANCY:     should have written "attutde indicator on co-pilot console..."

    First Officer attitude needs adjusted.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:    Submitted by Doug Kemp.

    Adjust as you see fit, what you do to him in the cockpit is up to you!.

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