NO we are not blasting the girlfriends of our beloved Fivers. We
are happy that they have found someone to love, someone to touch, someone
to hold, someone to
know...(BEA
the Jon B is killing us REALLY). We
just have a little opinion about it all. We just think it is
a HUGE conspiracy. No we’re not in denial about it all. We
don’t think that one of the Fivers will see us from a crowd and instantly
fall in love with us (well CAR does but she
doesn’t count!) and their girlfriends are
“skanks”. We just have some brains and well we aren’t stupid boys.
We think it is very convienent that Ritchie only admitted to dating Billie
after he was caught. We think it
is very convinent that Abs “breaks up” with Danielle around the same time
that Scott announces to the world he’s been lying for three years and really
does have a girlfriend. Then a month or two later hey Abs is back
with Danielle! What is this girlfriend tag? Abs you can’t date
if Ritchie AND Scott are dating. Then who would all the girls like?
They don’t like guys with girlfriends! Abs pretend to break
up with Dan so Scott can have a girlfriend then after everything
settles you can get back with her. Ummm is this a public relations
thing or WHAT? And J and Sean. Do not get us started.
J and Sean HAVE girlfriends. They do. They are just waiting
their turn to play girlfriend tag. Perhaps Billie will “break up”
with Ritchie and then J can have his girlfriend. And we know she
exists. He “thanked” her in the Invincible CD jacket. Hello.
Who do you think Invincible was written for....Sean? Ummm.
Not in this theory it’s not. We think everything just fits in together
a little too well. Sean not getting any action? Do girls not
like him? No I don’t think so. We think he has a hidden girl
tucked around there somewhere. Umm CAR want to tell us something?
Back
to the HEARTS. They are cool.
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