Cats
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,
'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is
yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived all
my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow
appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and
they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer
that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run.
We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we
could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run
anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is
fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.
The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.
God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?'
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