Author: Rebecca
Pairings: Bob/Lars
Ratings: NC-17
Archiving Permission: here and my site (if I ever get working on it again); anyone else please ask
Disclaimer: This never happened. But damn it I want it to happen
Summary: Someone gets to see an interesting piercing.
Notes: A piercing in a place that would make anyone question the man�s sanity. Or at least question how many tequilas he had before the �act� was done.
�No fucking way you have one *there*!�
�I do. Now will you please leave me alone? I have work to do.�
�I wanna see it.�
�What?!�
�You heard me! Drop you pants and let me see!�
�Only over my cold dead body!�
�Either let me see it Bob, or I swear to God I�ll tell the others and they�ll gang up on you to look for themselves.�
�I am *not* showing you my piercing!�
�Please?�
�No.�
�Pretty please?�
�Go to hell Lars.�
�I have no doubt I�ll end up there. But I want to see your piercing.�
�Go look it up on the web. I�m sure that you can find a picture of someone with a similar piercing.�
�Yeah I could but I want to see *yours*,� Lars said as he went it into full all-purpose whiny pout mode.
�Read my lips you fucker: N.O.�
�Fine I�ll go tell James and see what he thinks.� Quickly the drummer got up and head to the door. Before he reached it, Bob grabbed him and turned him around.
�If I show you will *not* say a word to *anyone*. Do I make myself clear?� Lars looked up at him with a grin and nodded. �Come on. I�ll show you in the bathroom.� Lars giggled as he raced to the bathroom. Bob sighed and rolled his eyes as he followed him.
Lars as bouncing up and down on his feet. �Hurry up Bob. I wanna see it.�
�Calm down will you,�
said Bob in an exasperated tone as he undid his belt. �I am *so* going to regret doing this,� he mumbled as he undid his pants and pushed them down.
�OH MY GOD,� exclaimed Lars as he stared at the sight before him. �I knew you were brave but I didn�t think you were �ballzy� too.�
�Oh shut up,� muttered Bob as he pulled his pants up.
�Did it hurt?�
�Lars I have a row of piercings on my balls. Yes, you twat it hurt.� With that, Bob walked out of the bathroom and went back to work, leaving Lars shocked on the bathroom floor.
TBC
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