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| A Baking Recipe For Mothers |
| 1. Preheat the oven. Check to make sure there are no rubber balls or plastic soldiers lurking inside |
| 2. Remove blocks and toy cars from table. Grease pan. Crack nuts. |
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| 3. Measure two cups flour. Removes Johnny's hands from the flour. Wash him off. Re-measure the flour. |
| 4. Crack more nuts to replace those Johnny ate. Put flour, baking powder, and salt in sifter. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl that Johnny knowcked on the floor. Get another bowl. |
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| 5. Answer the doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from the bowl again. Wash Johnny. Answer the phone. Return to kitchen. |
| 6. Remove 1/2 inch salt from the greased pan. Look for Johnny. Grease another pan. Answer phone. Return to kitchen and find Johnny. |
| 7. Take up greased pan and remove layer of nut shells in it. Head for Johnny who runs, knocking the bowl off the table. |
| 8. Wash the kitchen floor, table, walls and dishes. |
| 9. Call the bakery and place an order. Take two asprins and lie down. Don't forget to turn the oven off! |
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