Of course with everything there must be rules. *sigh* Yes, I'm sorry, it's true. These are the fugly people we WON'T allow on this site no matter how much you beg, plead, or whine about it. If you continue to annoy us, we will put your "man" on the webpage, but it won't be pretty. You'll regret bugging the hell out of us about him and not just accepting that your man is just plain nasty. If a guy is not on the list, you may request him here. If he's just freaking fugly, we may add him to this list instead of the hot list. The end. End of story, on to the rules.
We'll start off with some basic rules and then we'll point out particularly who we won't allow on this site.
The men must have already hit puberty to be on this site.
They must be men, which probably questions the existence of whether Jeff Hardy will be allowed on this site.
They must be famous; don't request some guy that lives down the street because he's "so dreamy". And don't you request "Jer", you know who I'm talking to.
They don't have to be alive, but they must be alive enough so that we can get pictures of these people.
This person must be good-looking. This is not a pity party. He must NOT be Elephant Man for crying out loud. He's gotta be attractive and worthy enough to be a "Devious Delight".
We don't discrimate any color of a man. We accept all handsome men of all colors, so don't worry about racial issues. :o)
If they're in a boy band (and they're not on our list), we'll probably have to take a look at them first before deciding.
If they've committed a few crimes, we'll have to think about it first.
And of course, the obvious... NO MULLETS/SKULLETS!
Men from WWE:
Pat Patterson
Gerald Brisco
Mideon
Viscera
Vince McMahon Jr. and Sr.
Big Show
Paul Heyman
Hulk Hogan
Ric Flair
D-Von Dudley
Bubba Ray Dudley
Bradshaw
Farooq
Undertaker
Lita
Chyna
Nicole Bass
Jerry Lawler
Jim Ross
Gangrel
Michael Hayes
Scott Hall
Brian Knobbs
Konnan
DDP
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Vince Russo
Haku aka Meng
The Barbarian
Tank Abbott
Ed Ferrara
Jimmy Hart
Mark Madden
Tony Schiavone
Eric Bischoff (no matter how cute your mom thinks he is, because mine does)
Randy Savage
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Actors/TV People
Joshua Jackson
Josh Hartnett
James Vanderbeek
Adam Sandler
Carrot Top (eww... just eww)
David Arquette
All of the Zappas
Matthew Lillard
The 7-Up Truck Drivers
Billy-Bob Thornton
Bob Barker
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
"Musicians" (if that's what you choose to call them)
N*Sync
Dream Street
Backstreet Boys
Lance Bass
98 Degrees sans Nick Lachey
Hanson
No Limit
Cash Money
Athletes
Rick Fox
Shaquille O'Neal
Kobe Bryant
Jaromir Jagr
Nikolai Khabibulin
Vaclav Varada (it's a personal issue)