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Swamp Snake

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Let me be your Swamp Snake, 'til a real one comes along
Let me be your Swamp Snake, 'til a real one comes along
I wanna be the medicine man, and I won't do you wrong
Ssssssssss.........

Let me brush your carpets (cobwebs?), bring you coffee in your bed
Let me brush your carpets, bring you coffee in your bed
Let me shake your pillow , root it underneath your head

Let me be your Swamp Snake
Let me be your Swamp Snake
Let me be your Swamp Snake
Let me be your Swamp Snake

Let me wash the windows, let me clean away your sins sss sss
Let me wash the windows, let me clean away the sin
Float you in the water 'til your little ship comes in

Chorus

Let me be your Swamp Snake, til the real one comes along
Let me be your Swamp Snake, til the real one comes along
I wanna be the medicine man, and I won't do you wrong

Chorus

(Ad lib vocal and fade) Ahhhhh....Swamp Snake
Swamp Snake!
I wanna be your....Swamp Snake! Ssssssssssss ssssssssssss

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Gang Bang

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There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.
(repeat)

She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away"
She said "I'll tell you what to do
Bring all your friends with you
And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh
(repeat)

There were twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone
She was smilin' through the tears
For a hundred and fifty years
Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.

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Faith Healer

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If your body's feelin' bad
And it's the only one you have
You want to take away the pain
Go out walkin' in the rain
You watch the flowers go to bed
Ask the man inside yah head
Your spirit never has to grieve
All yah got to do's believe

The faith healer
The faith healer

All yah got to do is feel
Your body's going to start to heal
Fingertips and holy fire
Everlasting sweet desire
It don't matter what the doctor said
The healer man will sail away
Immortality for two
The miracles, can come to you

The faith healer
The faith healer

Can I put my hands on you?
Can I put my hands on you?

The faith healer
The faith healer

Faith, and hope and charity
It's simple relativity
He can make you understand
All make up to take his hand
Remember when somebody said
Ask the man inside yah head
The fingertips of holy fire
Everlasting sweet desire

The faith healer
The faith healer
Can I put my hands on you? Ahhh...(6 times)
The faith healer....(3 times)

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Giddy Up A Ding Dong

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Come on folks, and get in the groove, we gotta move......

I went ridin' the other night
Two colour horse, oh my what a sight!
The name of my horse was Ding Dong
While we was ridin' and singin' a song

Giddy up, giddy up a Ding Dong (repeat)

We rode and we rode the whole night through
My horse was tired, I was too
I had a date with ma girl at eight
Come on Ding Dong we can't be late

I said
Giddy up, giddy up a Ding Dong (repeat)

Got to her house and I got down
There was the toughest guy in town
If I went in, he might use force
Mounted up again and I said to my horse

Giddy up, giddy up a Ding Dong (repeat)

Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh You got to giddy up a Ding dong, etc
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Next

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N E X T
Naked a sin
An army towel, covering my belly
Some of us weep, some of us howl
Knees turn to jelly, but Next! Next!
I was just a child
A hundred like me
I followed a naked body
A naked body followed me, Next! Next!
I was just a child when my innocence was lost
In a mobile army whorehouse
A gift of the army, free of cost. Next! Next! Next!

Me, I really would have liked a little bit of tenderness
Maybe a word, maybe a smile, maybe some happiness, but Next! Next!
Oh, it was not so tragic
and heaven did not fall
But how much at that time
I hated being there at all, Next! Next!
I still recall the brothel trucks, the flying flags
The queer lieutenant slapped our arses
He's thinking we are fags. Next! Next! Next!

I swear on the wet headof my
First case of gonorrhea
It is his ugly voice that I forever fear, Next! Next!
A voice that stinks of whiskey, corpses and of mud
The voice of nations
The thick voice of blood, Next! Next!
Since then each woman I have taken into bed
They seem to lie in my arms
And they whisper in my head, Next! Next!

Oh, the naked and the dead
Could hold each other's hands
As they watch me dream at night
In a dream that nobody understands
And though I am not dreaming in a voice grown dry 'n' hollow
I stand on endless naked lines of the following and the followed
The Next! Next!

One day I'll cut my legs off
I'll burn myself alive
I'll do anything to get out of life, to survive
Not ever to be next, Next! Next!
Not ev....er... to be next, not ev............er.....ahh


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Vambo Marble Eye

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Hobo villa, Hobonee
even dead, fear Ulandee
even dead fear marble eye
He been living in a lullaby

Machinery overheat
Vambo teaching mastery
overshaka, shaka fast
even old marble eye go past

Vambo comin' to the rescue

Up the go-go river
give away, lobster hobo, say OK
long long lover
she say goodbye
he been living in a lullaby

Vambo comin' to the rescue
Vambo never, show him face
hold him head in no disgrace
Hobo villa over Hobonee
even the dead fear Ullandee

Even dead fear marble eye
ain't no way for he to die
tell me no story, tell me no lie
he been living in a lullaby

Vambo Comin' to the rescue
Vambo rule OK, Vambo rule

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The Last Of The Teenage Idols, Parts 1 2 3

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Part 1
You can call me the sheik of tomorrow
sleeping on the burning sand
You can call me the king of the cowboys
cause everybody shakes my hand
You can call me the soft shoe banana
You can peel away my skin
You can call me The Last of The Teenage Idols

You can hang me in the morning
Sell my ball and chain
You can sink me in the ocean
and I'll swim back home again
You can make love to my secretary
You can steal my money too
You can call me the last of the big time spenders..aahh

Part 2
Grab your partners come inside. Outside there's no place to hide
Tell your story to the man next door. He has heard it many times before
Stayin' out late to play that thing. Ah, do that diddy dah dah a ding ding ding
Hold my hand, here we go, come on baby don't be slow

'Cause I'm The Last of the Teenage Idols!
The Last of the Teenage Idols!

Sixteen ducks, only one drake
All flocked together in the middle of the lake
They all had boats and row-a-thon
A big sand castle at the bottom of the moat
Rock three, who, me?
I wouldn't be at all surprised
Hold tight, all night, keeping me satisfied

A big fat mama on her hands and knees
Cryin' out baby, baby please, please, please
I gotta keep going. I can't keep still
I gotta get to the top of the hill
Ok, Alright, I wanna stay out late tonight
Hold my hand, don't be slow
Come on baby here we go

I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols
The Last of the Teenage Idols
The Last of the Teenage Idols
Last of the Teenage Idols
I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols
The Last......

Part 3
Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woh...ohhh...

I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition
And I knew in my heart we would never part, mmm...
I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition
And I knew, mmmm, uhh...adlib and fade

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