THE MAD, MAD MOONLIGHT 
Intro 
A   Asus A   Asus A G D A 
A   Asus A   Asus A G F# F 
      D                           G                      D 
It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange 
I thought my senses had gone, like I was writing a song about a foot-long syringe 
A             G            D 
And she said, "Hello, dear, it's my party 
"So I          hope you'll be smart, hee hee   And I 
said,"I don't know, but I think I'll go fix me 
A(Intro riff") 
a stiff drink" 
        D                               G 
Well, I sat there and stared, because at first I was scared of this female tarzan 
And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, I approached her garden 
      A                 G            D 
And she said,"Now, now, don't try to leave me, 
              "It's unfair to deceive me 
              "I could kill if you try to escape me, 
A (intro riff) 
come upstairs my friend" 
  Emin     Bmin   F               A 
Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean, 
Emin         Bmin               F             G              A  A sus 
so I tried, yeah I really tried to leave her but she was a big, big, big girl, big girl 

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MR. RAFFLES 
E                                                     G# 
Man, it was mean to be seen in the robes you wore for Lent 
                             E 
you must've known that it was Easter 
                                                    G# 
There for a while, in your smile, I could see Mexico blood say 
                     E 
"This is true I was a teaser" 
B                               B(b5) (see below)
There were a thousand manitas 
being exchanged for pesetas 

 B(b5) - B with 5th flattened    G#7/C
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E            B          G#7/C      C#min 
Man, It was hard not to laugh out loud 
                                   G# 
I couldn't believe the size of the crowd 
                              E 
You must have fooled them into coming 
E                B       G#7/C      C#min 
Wow, There were women and children, too 
                                 G# 
They would have hanged us if they knew I think I know for certain 
A 
Inside you sniggered so hearty, you only came for the party 
E            B           Amin   F    G  F   E 
Man, it was mean, it was mean, Man, it was mean 
A                       E 
You think you're so importantly clever 
A                             E 
I'll tell you now where thats at 
A                      E 
You can be this way forever and ever 
Amin                   B      (B  C  G/D  B/Eb  E) 
sooner or later you'll fall 
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IT WASN'T ME 
B7                         A 
It wasn't me who wrote the epitaph 
I only burned the old girl's photograph 
And threw the kitten in the fire, see 
You ask me your father he'll remember me 
G            E           G              E 
It was so fantastic, he burned like a matchstick 
A                               B 
You know I'm sorry for what I've done 


 G      A            B   D   C   B       E 
Now you say I'm responsible for killing them 

 G   A        B     D  C  B           E  D  E/A  D/G 
I say it was God   He was willing them 

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PANORAMA 
C 
Murder follows me like a leech from sunset, hard on my

                          F 
heels to the midnight beach 

C
Multitudes of every skin, around the glowing sparks
                          F 
they begin to sing 

G                                 Emin 
Everybody is watching the dancer, all the way from Barcelona 

F                 G          F                G 
Teddy Boy's are farming, it's all a little alarming 

C                      D 
I felt forty-five and was barely alive 

F      Emin    D       G 
Whoa oh woh oh 

         C                       D 
I saw a human tribe and was terrified 

F      Emin    D       G 
Whoa oh woh oh 

(solo over Amin  G  F Emin  Emin  G) 
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Make Me Smile (Come Up & See Me)
Intro
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                                                    You've done it all..

F                          C                   G 
...                 You've broken every code....
          And pulled the rebel      to the floor...   You spoilt the
Game                     no matter what you say....
               For only metal     what a bore..........
F                          C 
              Blue eyes        Blue eyes 
F                          C                   G
        How come you tell...   So many lies..   
Dm                         F                   C                 G
         Come up and see... me         make me smile..............
         Or do what you want            run on wild...............
F                          C
Ooh...........................la  la la
Ooh...........................la  la la
G                          G
Ooh..........................
Dm                         F                   C                 G
         Come up and see... me         make me smile..............
         Or do what you want            run on wild...............

Chords in solo F Em F Am Em Em G G Dm F C G Dm F C G G
Solo starts like
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BACK TO THE FARM
Emin           F                  Emin              G
Only twilight, calm and barkless; no more daylight, only darkness; 

Emin          F                     D           C    B 
Only twilight, only twilight made the change without delay 

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49TH PARALLEL 
E 
Think I'll have lines on my face 

                         Fmin7 
When I get out of this place 

        D                      B 
So I guess I'll be ever so careful 

              E 
It wouldn't help to deny 

      Fmin7            D 
I'm well advised to comply 

                              B 
By the rules or be ever so tearful 

B7 
I caught a vulture, he came up behind me 
I put a chain on his claws 
I caught another, been trying to find me 
I slit a vein in his jaws 
A                                            B 
Tied the two of them up with guitar-strings (only fed them a bone) 
A 
Grinned and put my hands in my pockets 
Amin                           E     B 
To drift away to a land of my own
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THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES 
C   C/B    Amin   G      F      C 
European Maids, hard to ignore 
 You, me and the boys, barred from the shore 
F                       C 
Fresh-faced imbeciles, laughing at me 
I've been laughing myself, is that so hard to see? 
Do I have to spell each letter out, honestly! 
            F                            C 
If there's no room for laughter there's no room for me 
Dmin                G 
For me.... 
F                 Emin             Dmin      C 
You'll think it's tragic when that moment arrives 
Ah, but it's magic, it's the best years of our lives