ABOUT ME (FRANSESCO) I am a sorry person, I cant show you my picture or i risk being eaten. (a snack) |
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Hello! American pigs. This is me Fransesco Gonzalez talking to you about my life from Cuba! My trip to America is started when I was only a 6 year old boy. My grandpa in Cuba tried to shit on my face so I ran to the water as he shot at me with his shotgun. I got onto a raft and I drifted to Miami where I now live with my homo-fag uncle, Pedro. I now have to listen staying up all night to his homo butt hump escapades with his gay boyfriends. Now he is a husband! This is like a gay romp-a-thon every night. |
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My Grandpa | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Pedro, my uncle | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Pedros husband | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
You may wonder why I dont leave the house? It is like a Jurassic Park outside, with fatties roaming the streets in search of ham. I may not be a ham or even a porkmeat. But i am like a quick snack to a fatty, and the fatty hippocow next door. A ranking system goes like this: -Cow 10 tons -hippocow 20 tons -hippophant 50 tons -elephant 80 tons -brontophant 100 tons -ultrasaurus 999999 terratons. -KING FATTY 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 TERRA TONS!!!!!!! |
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Pedros adopted child being taken away, because he was gay with him one night. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
So i live with my uncle, but do I work? YES. I do work at McDonalds. this is a very dangerous job. You must take orders from the fatties and then you must get them their food before they get impashent and EAT YOU! Sometimes it is a Big Mac (or the Big Fat!! ha!) Or it is just a fry box of lard. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||