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| Be's Story freakyniece: what?? BE: shes like all handcuffed to the bed BE: and like the phone rings freakyniece: you kinky mo fo ...and??? BE: and the answering machine picks up and its her mom freakyniece: LOL BE: hahahahaha BE: shes all like "corin call your mom " freakyniece: mom..hahahha BE: its fucking funny as hell freakyniece: were ya like stop and listen? BE: no i was all chokeing her pulling her hair with my cock in her ass freakyniece: oh hahahahahhahahaha freakyniece: kinda hard to listen with your cock in someones ass |
| CHERRY'S STORY cherry_pauper: I can't fit in asian condoms freakyniece: hahahha freakyniece: they make asian condoms? cherry_pauper: yes cherry_pauper: they're little cherry_pauper: I'm talking little freakyniece: like finger rubbers? cherry_pauper: yes cherry_pauper: and it's made out of rice gelatin freakyniece: hahahhaha freakyniece: do they disolve?? or do ya eat em when your done? cherry_pauper: you eat them afterwards cherry_pauper: unless you're real fucken hungry cherry_pauper: like that time in Nam cherry_pauper: I was shot up in the leg by a greasy gook freakyniece: hahahhahaha freakyniece: and? cherry_pauper: I dug a 6 foot trench with my bare hands and pulled leaves over me freakyniece: hahahhahahha freakyniece: and? cherry_pauper: I radioed for help, but they had left for another mission cherry_pauper: ...thinking I was dead or lost cherry_pauper: which was almost true freakyniece: hahahahahhaha freakyniece: and? cherry_pauper: well, every guy likes to have a keepsake for good luck freakyniece: and yours was? cherry_pauper: but I never had parents or anything to pass it down freakyniece: ohhhhh...poor baby freakyniece: and? cherry_pauper: mine was the pack of condoms I bought in a shanghai deli mart freakyniece: deli mart?? cherry_pauper: but we got called to duty before I could use them freakyniece: bummer cherry_pauper: yeah, behind the dead buffalo were horny girls freakyniece: man..nam sounds fun cherry_pauper: I tried to go back freakyniece: but? cherry_pauper: but after my rescue, they said my injuries were too severe cherry_pauper: I was sent home with severance pay freakyniece: well your leg WaS shot up. cherry_pauper: I ate 11 condoms in that shithole trench cherry_pauper: laid in my own piss and fecies for 6 days freakyniece: 11?? what did you do with the 12th one? cherry_pauper: I saved it to pass on to my offspring freakyniece: ohhhh freakyniece: so you still have it? cherry_pauper: yeah, but it bothers me to talk about the war |
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| The bad thing about this link is , I have so much I can say, yet I dont care to share alot of my stories out of respect for my kids, who should live their whole lives without knowing SOME STUFF, ya know? |
| I remember once the discussion of circumcision came up as I sat on the patio with my mom and dad..AND grandma and grandpa. I was 7 months pregnant. My dad says, "so...if you have a boy, is he gonna be an elephant nose or a cone head? Of course I was like, "WHAT?, what r u talking about?. WEll..then Grandma says, "well jim (my grandpa) your a cone head", grandpa says.."No Ro (grandmas name) Im an elephant nose" my dad speaks up and says, "Im an elephant nose too" After realizing what they were talking about, I was like, "Thats too much information!" |
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| A man goes into the doctors with a sausage in each ear,
and a potato chip up each nostril, and says "Doc I'm feeling really poorly". The doctor replies "I'm not surprised, you're not eating properly". |
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me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. |
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