Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo'
Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo'
Then the farmer hits him on the head
And grinds him up, and that's how we get hamburgers!
Nooowww chickens!
There was a girl we'll call her Betty,
And a guy, lets call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly,
this story isn't real.
Now Neil he must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one that he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call her Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide,
Even though I made him up, he must decide!
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, soon they'll grow up and resent you so much!
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry...
New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour,
But to me that is not scary, cause I stay away from dairy!
La la la la la
..dumb drunken b*tch!
Sometimes men love women,
and sometimes men love men
Then there are bisexuals
though some just say they're kidding themselves!
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