I found you in my bed,
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery...
Little black curly hair
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair.
And they found their bodies the very next day,
They found their bodies the very next day.
You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt,
Crazy underwear, always in a rut.
Crazy underwear...
There'll be sometimes when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you, but don't!
Cause that's another thing, that you don't wanna do,
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna dooooo.
Are you in there little fetus,
In nine months will you come and greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas...
Smelly cat, smelly cat
what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet,
You're obviously not their favourite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
Or a friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat
what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Stephanie..
Knows all the chords!