First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay
But here I am singing
On his wedding day!
.... fuschia and mauve
those are the 66 colours of my bedroom
Terry's A Jerk
And he won't let me work
And I hate Central Perk!
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen
La la la la la
Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh your love, your love
Is like a giant pidgeon...
Crapping on my heart
La la la la la la
We thought Pheobe would leave
But she just stayed and stayed
That's right. here all night,
And Chandler will never get laid!