Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap,
Told him to bring my friends all kinds of crap,
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet,
So don't try to sing along,
No, don't sing along!
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah!
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross,
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwy!
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumble) handler!
Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died,
And someday you will too
La la la la la
Whenever I get married,
Guess who I won't ask to sing!
Somebody named Geller,
And somebody else named Bing!
....and the crusty old man said "Ill do what I can"
and the rest of the rats played maracas.
Parading goats are parading
Parading down the street,
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.
I'm In the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backwards is nirget.
And lather rinse repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather rinse repeat
As needed.