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| If I have learned a single thing about bitching, this would have to be it. |
| undealt with, unsolved, reoccuring BITCHING Leads to: |
| 1.DEATH |
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| 2.DESTRUCTION |
| Now an ordinary person like yourself might say: "What can I do about the increasing amount of bitching going on today." Maybe you wouldn't. But let's say you did. And what's the worst that could happen? |
| 1.DEATH |
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| 2.DESTRUCTION |
| And that's going to happen anyway if you don't do anything. So let's get started. HERE'S THE BIG PLAN: |
| ELIMINATE |
| 1.DEATH |
| 2.DESTRUCTION |
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| But then you would say: "Wait a minute. That means were gonna eliminate bitching right." Sure. But THEN you would say: "HEY! If I do everything everyone tells me to do there's no bitching." Yeah. Okay. But that sucks. "Oh. Yeah it does." And even if you do DO everthing you've been told, you'll probably still get bitched at, RiGHT? "Probably." So what are we to do? "EXPERIMENT!" you would say. I guess....... |
| You might want to consider the following safety precautions before we start. |
| EAR PLUGS! |
| SAFETY GOGGLES! |
| SUICIDE PILLS! |
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