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| So we're at the "Grizzly-Ass Hotel Thing" and we wait on the buses for a hour and then the guys get off the bus to unload the baggage truck, and then all the other people get of the buses and get their luggage, and then we all get yelled at cause we weren't supposed to be off the buses and then the girls bitch cause they paid money and the guys should be taking the blame cause' they're definately the one's at fault cause they got off the buses first and wherever guys go the girls must go cause' we're probably unloading the girls loads of shit. To sum that all up, the guys did what they were supposed to (unload the truck), and we got bitched at. Yep. And then we waited longer. For a long time. When we finally got in the hotel the people in my room with the room keys ran off real fast to the room, without telling us the room number of course. When I finally found my room I took a shit. But only after every other guy had ALSO taken a shit. So I was left with alot of ass smell and approximately one square of TP, which I found hiding behind the trash can. YOU'RE SCREWED LITTLE BUDDY. After this my good friend Rocco told me their was two more rolls on the shelf outside the bathroom. How convienent of him. THAT ASS. The other feature of this huge hotel was an indoor waterpark. Let me draw a picture for you: Notice the FOUR MAJOR FEATURES: A. Pool, B. Water Tube, C. Beer Stand, D. Massive Vents; THE POOL: Definately the best out of all of these. Wait. Maybe not. No, actually it sucked. There was no room for us cause of all the freaking little kids. And when the little kids weren't in the pool, the lifegaurds were taking all the little kids shit out. Shit. Not their toys. Seriously. ACTUAL SHIT. Or at least that's what it looked like. THE WATER TUBE: These were okay. Unless of course you're big like ME and you slow down half way through cause my big ass is the "FRICTO-MATIC", capable of slowing down a speeding train traveling at over 100mph. It wasn't that bad. THE MASSIVE VENTILATION DUCTS: These things are huge. And everywhere. And huge. And very colorful. THE BEER STAND: I really don't understand this. A BEER STAND in a WATERPARK. Drunk men swimming in a pool. Splash a little water... "YOU WANNA GO MOTHERF******ER!" "SORRY MISTER, I DIDN'T MEAN TO..." "I'LL SHOW YOU A SORRY MISTER!!!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" How wonderful More later.... |
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