| "Ah Pity Da Foo |
| That Don't Like FuNChome!" |
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| Mr. T officially becomes FuNChome sponser! |
| For years, loyal FuNChome visitors have felt the lack of a paid public sponsor. Long has the staff of FuNChome been waiting and searching for opportunities (read: someone famous enough willing to work for minimum wage) to present themselves, but none ever seemed to arise. At last, after 5 long minutes of solicitation, we have signed Mr. T on as our public promoter. Yes, Mr. T will become the official mascot of FuNChome. After his latest movie "I Pity the Fool, but I Envy My Girlfriend" failed to produce any income whatsoever after three decades in the box office, he began to feel a little desperate. Here's a picture of him pondering his next step: |
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| UNMEPLOYEMENT |
| Damnit, I'm Broke! Now what? |
| Well, it just so happens that BIG CHIEF CURRENCE was walking down the street, when he saw an opportunity. |
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| I'm outta work! Gotta Eat! |
| The Following is the written transcript of the actual conversation between BIG CHIEF CURRENCE and Mr. T: BC: Hungry, huh? Mr. T: A foo! What you say? Mr. T is listening. BC: Are you looking for a job? Cause- Mr. T: That's right sucker! Read my sandwich sign: it says, "Will work for Foo!" I'll work for any foo! What's the job? BC: I need you to cut off your mohawk! Mr. T: You're making me angry... BC: Just kiddi- Mr. T: Cut off my mohawk huh? Mr. T worked two years to grow this thing! BC: Look, I wasn't serious, I- Mr. T: Joking with Mr. T, huh? I don't like jokes. BC: Maybe we could just start over... Mr. T: I pity the foo that try and tell Mr. T a joke! BC: Oh, shit Mr. T: Huhh!!! |
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