Over the last couple of hours, FuNChome has noticed a certain thing lacking. And that lacking of course, is not new articles on FuNChome. It is the lack of a specific month for us white guys-- to celebrate our white guyishness. Can we celebrate during May? Or October? Or, god forbid, August? Yes. But I didn't write this then did I? Did I?
So let me prenounce to the world, that I declare, that November is officially White Guy History Month! It would be just White Guy Month but that has no actual content. Now let the white men everywhere rise up and show their pride in their white guyishness! And then let them sit down, for we are all fairly obese characters, and standing was quite exhausting.
Now, let us embellish in this glorious month, and remember all the important things that have happened in the past by white guys. What about some specific white guys? Oh, I'll show you some white guys...
Okay. Maybe not. But here are some white guys...
Yes. Perhaps just a foot dip into the massive pool of white guyishnessess, but, OH NO, there is quite much more to come. Just you wait....
Next time, a personal interview with the Earl of Sandwich...
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