| "The Death of Television" 2001 |
The day TV died was a beautiful day, The world's children woke up from their popular daze. GAP clothes were shredded and CDs were burned, Looks like the whole human race finally learned. The jocks were all crying, their parents were stressed All of society was completely messed! A celebration of life for week a day, Couch-sitters choked in total dismay. They cheered for every tree, flower and leaf, The hippies looked on in complete disbelief! And in all this chaos, confusion, and joy, They discovered the corperate's sickening ploy. Until some stock-trading yuppie down south, lost a bet, Then everyone went home to go surf the net. |