SORRY
TO SAY, BUT YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON FUNNY JENKIN'S PAGE OF WEIRD-ASS
CRAP!!!
welcome
to funny jenkin's page of weird-ass crap!!! it is now 11:26:17
PM as i type this, so needless
to say, i am delirious, unruly, and i'm VERY messed up! but, that's
basically how i did the rest of this site, anyway!!! on this page
you will see some things that will make grown men cry, and non-grown
men piss themselves, for the material to be seen is distorted,
ultimately messed, and could permanently retard your sleep!!!
you may be asking, "how is this different from anything else
on the site???" well, little mister, i'll tell you!!! this
page in particular focuses on disturbing you emotionally, and,
time permitting, physically!!! now, i realize that this page is
quite similar to my page of ultimate terror, but that page is meant specifically
to scare the hell out of you, as well as warn about the evils
of clowns. this one is meant simply to give you something
to wonder about for the rest of your days!!! that is all of the
TINY TEXT!!! READ ON, YOU SWINE!!!
But
first, let's us all take a look-see at this bobbin' bottle!!!
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YA, MAN!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
HOW EERIE!!!
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Looks Like this man requires no legs while using the takcoøoh!!!! |
THAT
ODD PUPPET SEEMS TO LIKE BEING MOCKED BY OUTER-SPACE MEN!!!
AND NOW A GOLDEN
NUGGET OF JOY!!!!
If there was a way
of controlling the weather, I think I'd demand that i be made
king. If not, there'd be 24 hour tornadoes and hurricanes all
over the globe. I also wish that I could spin the planet earth
around really fast, so I could freak everybody out.
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DRINK MY SWEAT,
POCARI MAN TOLD THE PEOPLE!!! |
the
hell?!?! these images seem very disturbing!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!
THIS
IS AN OLD MAN WITH HIS FACE ALL MESSED UP!!!!
Mmmm!
I can't wait to sink my teeth into something drenched in Cock
Flavored Soup Mix!\
Now
this man is a true American Crusader!!! He is dead honest about
his life goals, and is not at all afraid to tell it like it is!!!
Sure he is a homeless bum with a crappy cardboard sign containing
explicit material on it, but at least he has got what many of
us on The Land of Opportunity have long since been relieved of;
honesty. So lets us all parade the streets, rallying his cry of
all-American honesty, "I NEED MONEY FOR BEER, POT AND A HOOKER
(HEY AT LEAST I'M NOT BULL SHITTIN' YOU!)"
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Now,
many of this nation's presidents have memorials built in their
honor, but our most recent president before George W. Bush, Bill
Clinton, has yet to be honored like so. SO, in order to do this
man justice, I say that "The Clinton Memorial" should
be erected (get it??? ERECTED????") in his honor.
That is all. |
AND NOW ANOTHER
GOLDEN NUGGET OF JOY!!!!
If my name were Kerblackenstein,
I'd say to people "That's right, I'm Dr. Kerblackenstein."
Then I'd hurl some sand in his ugly face.
This
was taken from an autopsy video in Area 51, in which Telletubie
Tinky Winky is being cut open and examined.
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You
can buy a slab of this food product, and walk up to a lady and
say, "Bimbo!" Then, before they mace you, show 'em
this here food product and say "...is my favorite brand
of all!" There, you've successfully covered your own ass
after using an offensive word, and no harm done. |
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GOOD
NIGHT, JERKYS!!!
BACK
TO 'YO MAMA!