JARS OF FOUR-YEAR-OLD PICKLES I FOUND IN MY BASEMENT AFTER THE Y2K SCARE!!! Item # 0123456789

�� (to seller) �� (to bidder) If you are the seller or a high bidder - now what?	Currently	$1,375,925,000.01	First bid	$0.99
	Quantity	1	# of bids	3� bid history
	Time left	What does it matter??? We're all doomed anyhow.	Location	Planet Earth
			Country	USA
	Started	July-6-01 3:05:28 AM	mail this auction to a friend
	Ends	THE END IS NEAR!!!!!	request a gift alert
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	�High bid	�ChunkyMonky(43)	�	�
	Payment Shipping	Gold bars, emeralds, or scepters. Winner pays all. ALL, I SAY!!!!!!	�	�
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�Remember new year's 1999??? I sure do. While all those other crazed loserz were out running in circles, screaming, gettin' their looting tools together in preparation of the "inevitable" black out all those Y2K end-of-the-world" theorists predicted, I was making good usage of my time, doing the sensible thing, not giving in to mob mentality. Instead, i was prepared for the auto-fire of all the world's nuclear missiles and H-Bombs by cowering in the corner of my basement with hundreds of pounds of spam, spaggeti-O's, and home-made stock-pile supplies I'd hoarded. Amongst those things were my home-made pickles. I was fully prepared. Who cared about a lousy blackout when there were neutron bombs to fear??? Ha! Anyhoo, looks like my actions were a mite hasty, and, a few weeks ago I came across all the stockpiled goods in the basement I had forgotten about after 2000 hit. As I had predicted, all preserved food stuffs were still good to eat, and i decided to sell my homemade pickles to the world. so HERE THEY ARE!!! winner pays $10 shipping, and I expect a freakin' MINT!!! happy bidding, all!!!

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