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| Blonde Jokes | |||||
| A blonde decides to try horseback riding. She gets up on the horse unassisted. Instantly the horse goes in for a mad, heart-wrenching gallop. The blonde starts to slip and lose her balance. The horse pays no attention to its falling rider. As the blondes head starts to hit the ground as hard as possible, Bobby, the WaMart manager, spies her and unplugs the horse. | |||||
| A blonde is on a rerun of "Who wants to be a Millionare". Its her last question. The announcer says " If you're in a vacuum, can you hear?" The blonde thinks for a moment and then says, "Well, is it on or off?" | |||||