| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 1 10: A FLIGHT TO REMEMBER THE ONE WHERE For the company holiday, PX go on a cruise aboard the great spaceship Titanic, where Leela pretends to be engaged to Fry to avoid Zapp Brannigan�s attentions, while Amy also pretends to be Fry's girlfriend so her parents stop pestering her and telling her to get married. With awkward results! Meanwhile, Brannigan (who�s the captain) decides to liven the ship�s course up by steering through some comets, to give the ship some sort of gravity boost, or something. ---------- DEFINITE CUTS BY C4 DEFINITE CUTS BY SKY ONE ---------- PX are in the crowd, watching Brannigan launch the ship: LEELA Oh, God ... not Zapp Brannigan! ZOIDBERG You know Zapp Brannigan? LEELA Let's just say we've "crossed paths." BENDER Was that before or after you slept with him? BRANNIGAN (talking to crowd) She's a beautiful ship, all right. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out. (applause) ---------- INEZ (Amy�s mother) We met the nicest boy in the cabin next to ours. LEO (her father) He's not very ugly. INEZ You should marry him ... or at least use him to conceive a grandchild for us. LEO There he is, at the buffet! AMY Uh ... he seems really nice, but ... well, I already have a boyfriend. INEZ Really? Where is he? LEO And why isn't he here right now fathering our grandchild? ---------- While Leela is kissing Fry while Brannigan�s walking past: BRANNIGAN Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pip-squeak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound. ---------- Just after Fry and Leela almost kissed, but suddenly the ship was jolted: LEELA Oh, my God! We're heading straight into a black hole! (bird's-eye view of the ship) FRY Talk about a mood-killer. Sky One presumably cut this by accident, not because it's offensive, but because the original (US) version began the adverts at this point; Sky cut the ads and this line. ---------- [Thanks for those to various members of the Peel board, and as always The Low-Bandwidth Futurama Site] |
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