FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2

10: HOW HERMES REQUISITIONED HIS GROOVE BACK
- C4 PREMIERE 21.08.01, 18:25
- uncut premiere 22.03.03, 01:00


THE ONE WHERE After failing to be promoted, and failing to commit suicide, Hermes is replaced by the strict, humourless Morgan as PX's financial/business woman. She makes changes to everything while he's away, but turns out to hate her job and loves Fry because he's such a slob. Weird. Then she goes too far and sends Bender's brain to Headquarters, leaving him far too quiet and helpful for everyone's liking.

Having censored "dirty" and "filthy" (why??) in 2001, C4 showed this uncut in March 2003.

DEFINITE CUTS
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During the poker game:
BENDER (looking at the other players� cards through his X-ray specs)
               Nothing... nothing...
crap, crap, garbage!
"Crap, crap" was overdubbed with "Nothing, nothing" (repeated).
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Some pretty strange cuts when Morgan locks Fry in the locker room with her:
MORGAN       Admit it, Fry, you�re a slob! (kisses him � his eyes widen in surprise)
A dirty, filthy slob! Dirty boy! Dirty dirty dirty!
FRY (gasps)        What the hell�s going on? I thought you were anti-dirty, not pro-dirty!
MORGAN             I�m surrounded by neat freaks every day.
There�s nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slob jock[?] like you!
FRY (flattered)  Oh, stop�

MORGAN (kisses him again and steps back)   Now listen, you
filthy pig, no one can know about us.
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Morgan has just taken Bender�s brain out and sent it to the Central Bureaucracy:
FRY             I�m sick of you and your bureaucracy! (shoves papers off Morgan�s desk)
MORGAN   (suddenly looks thrilled) Dirty boy! Dirty boy! (jumps on Fry and there�s an off-screen crashing noise)
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