| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 7: LESSER OF TWO EVILS - C4 PREMIERE 14.08.01, 18:00 - uncut premiere 01.03.03, 01:15 THE ONE WHERE While at the Old New York 20th-century museum, Leela, Fry and Bender hit a robot while driving a car. But this robot turns out to be an almost-exact replica of Bender - Flexo. So he joins PX, but after a while Fry starts to mistrust Flexo, especially when a very valuable delivery goes missing... DEFINITE CUTS ------------------------- Fry, Leela and Bender are in Past-o-rama, a park that is meant to be an exact replica of 20th-century New York: ROBBER Gimme your wallet, or I�ll cut you! FRY (thinks it's a joke) Hahaha! Hey Leela, get a picture of me being �mugged�! -------------------------- LEELA Do you know what it [the parking sign] means? FRY Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means �up yours, kid�. -------------------------- (Fry, Leela and Bender watch a hologram about 20th-century traffic jams: SOUND EFFECTS (shouting motorists) Move it, crap-for-brains! / Get off, bastard-man! [Credit: Teral of Peel] --------------------------- Fry has just taken the car out of the museum when he hits something: BENDER Ohh, I think I got whiplash. LEELA You can�t have whiplash, you don�t have a neck. BENDER I meant ass whiplash! --------------------------- Flexo (who they hit) asks Fry to give him a backrub to make up for it: FLEXO That�s it, a little lower though FRY Er, I can�t get any lower. FLEXO I�ll say � you�re rubbing my ass! (he and Bender laugh and high-three [rather than high-five]) --------------------------- At the robot strip-club � a large robot goes onto the stage: BENDER Hubba hubba, she is built! In Mexico, I believe. FLEXO And that ain�t silicon � it�s tungsten, and plenty of it! FRY (trying to fit in) Er, yeah, look at that exhaust fan. BENDER / FLEXO Urgh! Argh! BENDER Pervert. FLEXO (to robot dancer) Yoohoo! (inserts money) DANCER Thanks, moderate spender. Please select erotic transaction. FLEXO Yeah, how about a lap dance for my pal [Fry] here? (Dancer moves towards Fry) FRY No, no, that�s alright, really, I- (Dancer starts vibrating, crushing his head) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! And that�s why he�s wearing bandages in the next scene. ---------------------------- FRY (talking about how much he dislikes Flexo) He drinks, and smokes, and posts naked pictures of me on the internet! ---------------------------- Later, when PX are all searching for Flexo on the ship when the tiara goes missing: (Fry is searching for him in Leela�s underwear drawer) FRY Aha! (opens drawer) Er, searching, hmm� (fishes around in the drawer, then the door opens) Yes, C4 once again protected us from the almost-pornographic images of a person putting their hands into an underwear drawer! (But they reinstated it in 2003) ---------------------------- At the end � Flexo has been arrested, and neither Bender nor Leela got their hands on the tiara: FRY Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet! LEELA �Fry, that�s a radiator. FRY Oh. Ahem� Is there a burn ward within 10 feet of here? |
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