| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 5: WHY MUST I BE A CRUSTACEAN IN LOVE? (page 1 of 2) - C4 PREMIERE 07.08.01, 18:00 THE ONE WHERE Dr Zoidberg goes beserk while PX are at the gym - it's the mating season on his home planet. So PX go to his planet, but Zoidberg fails to attract women. However, can Fry help him? No, I don't think so either DEFINITE CUTS BY C4 DEFINITE CUTS BY SKY ONE A lot got censored here by both channels - for some reason, "jelly" is C4's new 'bad' word! ------------------------------------------ Leela is complaining that Fry and Bender are lazy and sit on the couch all day: LEELA Look at you guys! No offence Fry, but you�ve become a fat sack of crap! [sound dipped] FRY Sack? ------------------------------------------ Prof Farnsworth explains why Zoidberg went mad at the gym: PROFESSOR It must be mating season for Zoidberg's people. A chaotic time when his behavior is dictated by the tiny brain in his rump. FRY Eyuccch! PROFESSOR We, by which I mean you, will have to rush him to his ancient homeworld, which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex. FRY Oh baby, I'm there! LEELA Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"? FRY Nope. But that's not the word I'm interested in. No need to pack pants, people! [Lines from The Low-Bandwidth Futurama site] ------------------------------------------ On Zoidberg�s home planet he explains about the frenzy: FRY Who�s the lucky lobesterina? ZOIDBERG I don�t know yet, but I shall attract one this afternoon with an erotic display! LEELA It�s amazing that your people can fall in love so fast. ZOIGBERG Love? That word is unknown here. I�m simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material. FRY You and me both, brother! (Leela and Bender make a �groan� face) ZOIDBERG Ah! My old scuttling ground! ------------------------------------------ At the beach, where Zoidberg is about to perform his erotic display: FRY Hey, I wonder if these guys are here to watch the erotic display too! (he points to five lobster-perverts with telescopes and binoculars, wearing anoraks and dark glasses/hats to protect their identities) ------------------------------------------ Some weird cutting here � Sky cut out a line but C4 didn�t, then C4 cut out a line but Sky didn�t! Edna, who secretly loves Fry, has invited him round to �discuss Zoidberg�: EDNA Hello, Fry! Can I interest you in some surf and turf? [a kind of food, see below] FRY No thanks, I just came to tell you that Zoidberg�s really great. He�s got male jelly coming out the wazoo. EDNA Well, that is where it comes out, but jelly isn�t everything� I know Zoidberg�s magical words were really yours! SURF AND TURF: Aslate of Peelified Futurama says: "Surf and turf is Fish and Meat (Surf=Fish, Turf=Beef, gettit?). Although it's used to mean something else (more 'sensual') in the episode." ------------------------------------------ Same scene � Zoidberg has discovered Edna trying to seduce Fry. Weirdly, Sky censored this, but C4 didn�t. ZOIDBERG (to Fry) I challenge you to Claw-Claw! (�doom� music) FRY English, please? ZOIDBERG A fight to the death! (more �doom� music) EDNA And if you survive, we�ll make sweet love! (�mega-doom� music) FRY Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! CLICK 'NEXT' FOR MORE CUTS FROM THIS EPISODE |
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