Acrylic Stings!
 "No -- not rats! Anything but rats!" |
 "Bad girl" ::SMACK:: "Bad girl -- now it's my turn." |
 He's Action Cardinal O'Connor |
 "Well if you don't call my hips an emergency, I don't know what's wrong with you." |
 "Here's a letter from Timmy B. of Tom's River. Dear Robinson Family, how come every planet you go to looks the same?" |
 "Welcome to NYC, please feel free to urinate anywhere." |
 "YOU'LL TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT" ::SMACK!:: |
 Hot Soccer Moms! Call now. |
 Thankfully, the military was able to spot the sink through infra-red goggles. |
 .oO(Just a quick grope while she's unconscious...) |
 Dick clark is still visited by visions of Teen sensation, Tiffany. |
 (Just like Americans. Go to a foreign place. Kidnap an alien. Force them to do housework.) |
 "CLEAR!" |
 Rams fans really didn't make it out for "Coffee Enema Night." |
 "The spankings usually stop when the senator is doing better in the polls!" |
 "No one's gonna disturb Mr. Jackson's bubblebath -- not on my watch!" |
 'Should we pick that spleen up?" "Nah. Leave it for the cleaning woman." |
 Billy Jean King IS David Banner |
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