ORANGE OOZE CUPCAKES
~ source www.pastrywiz.com Yield: 36 Cupcakes
FILLING & FROSTING...
8 ounce cream cheese; softened
1 egg
1/3 cup sugar
Yellow and red food coloring
6 ounces chocolate chips
CUPCAKE RECIPE...
3 cups flour
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup cocoa
2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cup water
1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 teaspoons vanilla
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Preparation time: 20 to 25 minutes
Baking time: 25 minutes
Utensils:
Measuring cups and spoons, cupcake muffin pans, paper cupcake liners, two small mixing bowls, electric mixer, mixing spoon, large mixing bowl, oven mitts.
Preheat oven to 350F. Line cupcake baking pans with paper cupcake liners.
In small mixing bowl, use electric mixer to combine cream cheese, egg and sugar. Blend in 2 drops yellow food coloring and 1 drop red food coloring, adding more coloring if necessary to reach desired shade. Use mixing spoon to stir in chocolate chips, set filling aside.
In large mixing bowl, combine flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt; set aside.
In second small mixing bowl, combine water, vegetable oil and vanilla. Add contents of small mixing bowl to large mixing bowl and stir with mixing spoon to combine.
Using mixing spoon or soup spoon, fill cupcake liners half full with cupcake batter, then place 1 teaspoon filling at center of each. As cupcake bakes, the batter will rise to surround the filling.
Place cupcake pans in oven; bake approximately 25 minutes or until done. When done, wear oven mitts to remove pan from oven and turn off oven.
If desired, frost with orange icing or just let the orange filling ooze out as a surprise.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fran
Fran who?
Fran-tom of the Opera!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch you'd stop asking questions and let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Trish
Trish who?
Trish-or-treat!
A: With a skeleton key.
: How can you fatten up a ghost?
A: With ghoulash and spooketti.
: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster.
: How can a witch tell the time?
A: By using a witch watch.
: What is bigger than a monster but lighter than a bird?
A: A monster's shadow.
: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a black bird?
A: A scare-crow.
: What kind of coffee does Count Dracula drink?
A: Decoffinated
