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| I HATE GAYS |
| Website: click here for link |
| Boy does this guy/girl need a crochet kit. believe me I am thrilled to see that people are still hating each other it is what keeps the balance between my sanity. Though, if you read on you will see that this guy/girl is absolutely rambling on about nothing. A little word of advice, if you are going to say you hate something know exactly what it is you are hating and why. Dont just stand there like a fucking idiot and make up reasons because your ass is loosened up so good you can smell the shit before it hits the ground. Damn it do I love it when to chicks get it on..the guy and guy part disgusts me but I dont condemn gay (entirely). Hm, I might have said that incorrectly... anywhore..i mean who. It seems that being gay isnt totally disgusting. People are getting laid and at the same time some of us like to watch..so look at it from the good angle>> entertainment for me and pleasure for the two sexy ladies. If you dont like gay people ymaybe you are gay yourself you know what they say. Try a cucumber and make sure you use lots of K-Y Jelly. Once it is finally all the way penetrated in your asshole. Meet me for a salad. So guy/girl get your head outta your ass and please save the bible bable for Sunday school. k. |
| I HATE MEN |
| Website: Femenist in badly need of a dick |
| Where do I begin. Ah yes, well.. this site really had me on the floor holding my guts in. I never laughed so hard and then oh and then I cried. I also never felt so sorry for a person before. No one...I mean no one shold be deprived of the delicious feeling a cock can bring. I made my own assumptions. Either the guy who fucked this chick turned gay or she has never had cock before. Cock comes in a variety of colors. Shapes..sometimes funny and bent in odd ways. Many different sizes..you can carress the little ones and you can play with the big ones. What is so wrong about dick? I still dont understand. As I read on I tried to compose myself and dried my tears. I wanted to offer her mine but I figured she was one of those girls that dont shave their armpits and or (ughk) down there. Well, Seriously darling my advice too you girls is that you all need to meet me somewhere and I will show you what a cock can do. I will be a complete gentleman. Hey, I will even whipe your mouth for you when I'm done. See! believe me once you've had a little you cant go wrong that is my promise. Oh fuck..now I have a boner thinking about it see what you've done!? |
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| Oh man.. that was good. Eh... I am looking for more websites to make fun of so I guess we will see what other sad, deprived motherfucker I will find. Dont go too far..... |