Much Ado About Nothing......
Mommy Stories.......
My daughter Lainie (6) was freaking out one day before school.....I was telling her she absolutely CANNOT wear makeup to school.  She screams. "But I HAVE to or my teacher will get mad!  Its "picture make-up day".
My son Casey (4) was wrestling with a huge stuffed rabbit.  Lainie yells, "Mommy!  Casey's doing love to the rabbit.!"
My 1-yr-old son (Foof) was wearing a hair bandana as a shirt (??)  and my son Casey (4) says, "FooFoo is a sexy bitch." 
Their dad was outside doing yard work, and he comes in, takes off his hat, and had "hat hair".  Lainie says to him, "Daddy,  your bangs look real fancy."
*More stories to come......but I have to go and feed them now......
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