What's with that? We spend our lives telling children not to, and then actually send them out round the doors to see who can get the most "stranger-sweets" at Halloween? Ooh, fun, look here, I've got an apple with a razorblade in it...want it...? Stupid fucks.
That and Fireworks Night constitute Stupid Season. What is the fascination with bright things that go 'bang'? They annoy the hell out of me. I read a thing recently about a little dog in my area that got frightened by a firework and ran away from home, and hasn't been seen since. Well done, morons, you've succeeded in being international pet-terrorists. Because that's what it is. It's terrorism against pets. It would be like a Golden Retriever walking into London strapped with a bomb and running around, exploding everywhere. Or something. Get fucked. Updates soon, bitches.