Bambi was less faithful than he'd hoped.
She lied and cheated and somehow he'd coped,
until he'd found her naked in their bed,
together with his father, giving head.
Of course, that's what she did. She was a whore.
Her fishnet stockings, and that skirt she wore
had been the things that drew him from the start,
but marrying her hadn't been too smart.
Divorce would not suffice. He wanted blood.
He knew her mother thought him quite the stud,
and so, wearing his leather vest and tights,
he set off to take joy in her delights.
Can you imagine how he raged when he
found her and Bambi on his father's knee?