not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, �I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you wahn, I do anyting - juss anyting you wahn. Whatchou wahn?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wahn to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.."You wahn...Chicken wiff Broccori?"
Note: We do not vouch for the accuracy of this news release but it does have a certain amount of firmness in its overtone. In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by! Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: "MOUNT & DO"
"While it is obvious that an ignorant man can be virtuous, it is equally obvious that ignorance is not a virtue." -Frank Sheed
A New Study
There is a new study just released by the American
Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses.
The results are pretty interesting:
1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a
good man and they would have married him anyway.
