Ghodsonic Disclaimer


    Enter. Private property: no trespassing. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Do not remove. Keep off the grass. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. 7% grade for 4 miles. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. Thank you, come again. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. Dive at your own risk. Police line: do not cross. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. Refrigerate after opening. Cut along the dotted line. No smoking. Disconnection fees may apply. No user-serviceable parts inside. Please hang up and try your call again-if you need help hang up and dial your operator. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Do not defrost on sidewalk. Watch your step. Subject to change without notice. No glass beyond this rope. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Align right. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. Construction zone, traffic fines double. The next step is a doozie. One size fits all. Beware of poodle. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Return if seal is broken. One condom per ejaculation. You have already been pre-approved. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Detour. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Piso mojado. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. Recommended detour for trucks. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Drug tests are random. Tear here. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. No open toed shoes. Please remove all jewelry and loose objects before riding. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Wet floor. No talking. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Tax only in the states of California and Mississippi. Do not use if pregnant or plan to be. Jalapenos extra. No purchase necessary. May cause irritation. Closed when gets dark, or when otherwise specified. This store does not carry more than $50. Applies only to those with credit in good standing. Only valid with connection and two year contract. Side effects include: nausea, diarrhea, runny nose, decrease in sexual performance, and/or death. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Always wear helmet. Keep away from fire or flame. 22.7 miles per hour. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Mean people suck. nice people swallow. Microwave in use. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. We are all human, so I can forgive, but to forget, it will cost you $25. No shirt no shoes no service. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins... and no Canadians. Not recommended for children. You must be at least 48 inches to ride this ride. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. TT&L not included. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. No preservatives. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. Press here. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Please recycle. Carpool. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Do not feed the animals. Silence is golden. For cats only. Do not ingest. Contents may explode if subjected to temp extremes. Do not remove. Roll over. Ages 3 and up. Contains small parts. Be gentle. Highly contagious. Highly flammable . Drink 6-8 glasses . I have neither been there nor done that. Refrigerate after opening . Do not litter . No purchase necessary . Women and children first . Proceed with caution . See store for details. Caution, product hot. Look both ways before crossing the street . 4 drink minimum . Please remain seated until we come to a complete stop.  I made a mistake once... I thought I was wrong. Fear this. Balance must be paid in full or interest charges will apply from date of purchase. I am not your mother, clean your own tables. No passing . Beware of loose women . Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride . Keep all hands, arms, and feet inside the vehicle at all times . We are not responsible for lost or stolen items . Watch your step . Don't rock the boat . Stop, drop, and roll. Low tide. Dip. Speed bumps ahead. This supersedes all previous notices. Exit.


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