Guard's New Years Resolutions
- I WILL NOT question others for using the same music as a past guard as long as its not within a 2 year period.
- I WILL pay more attention to my grades and NOT to the height of my tosses.
- I will NOT go after the drum line with my flag when they tell me that guard is not important.
- I WILL get a job to support my habbit.
- I WILL NOT do show work with a hockey stick in gym class.
- I WILL get over that one guard whos' show you can remember but name you cannot.
- I WILL NOT be prejudice after all once a guardie always a guardie right?
- I WILL read a real book, not just WGI yearbooks.
- I WILL NOT twirl my pen/pencil/mop or broom.
- I WILL try to get on with my life, after all guard cannot lead you to a succesful life after college (thats what they think).
- I WILL NOT make fun of cheerleaders especially during football games.
- I WILL get over my phase of talking to my equipment after all does it ever talk back?
- I WILL NOT use old work from past shows as my own in try outs.
- I WILL buy real socks, lyrical shoes were not made for bumming around the house.
- I WILL NOT watch guard videos for more than 4 hours a day.
- I WILL find time to hang out with my 'non' guard friends.
- I WILL NOT relate everything to guard.
- �I WILL remember that my equipment is inatament and does not need a name.
- I WILL NOT stop using colorguard as my excuess out of gym.
- I WILL talk my younger sibling(s) into joining guard and living on the dream.
- I WILL NOT fight with band members about which being more important (guard or band).
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